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We were alright, everyone checked out, and we headed to the hotel. we all quickly gathered the footage and uploaded an update video with the very click baity title: "WE ALMOST DIED IN A PLANE CRASH *TRUE* *STORY TIME* *REAL FOOTAGE*". In the video, we gave a disclaimer saying everyone was alright and that we all made it out alive but that our plane did crash and that the following footage was intense.
We automatically got millions of views, and twitter exploded.
All of our shows sold out and we decided to open a few more and stay a little longer. those also sold out very soon after the update.
The rest of the day we spent by the pool relaxing trying to get over the shock of what just happened. The next morning we had our first show.
We waited backstage drinking water and eating some pre-show snacks. The noise of chit chat slowly rose more and more, the anticipation dripping from our smiles.
Here it was, show time. The house lights went down and the stage lights slowly rose as Matt spoke from backstage.
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Smosh UK tour!" You could hear the enormous numbers of people cheering as loud as they could.
"Please, keep your phones on silent, and flash off, and please, enjoy yourselves! We will be filming the show ourselves so don't worry about capturing this moment on your phones and instead live in this moment! Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, THE SMOSH SUMMER GAMES- sorry I mean THE SMOSH UK TOUR PRESENTS- (Y/N)"
I enter into the stage, and my ears shrivel up to the immense amount of noise coming from the crowd. "Settle down you queens this isn't ru Paul's drag race or project run way. Speaking of runways as you know just yesterday afternoon our plane missed the runway and crash landed in a field next to the run way. I'm assuming most of you saw the footage, it was a very traumatic event, however, smosh would like to have a light spirit about this situation, so, we present to you "IF SMOSH HAD CRASH LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, AN IMPROVISATION!" I'd also like to point out I told no one backstage about this so buckle up."
The cast comes running out and the crew comes out and placed some scenery making it look like a plane crash. Courtney immediately lays down and acts like she was wounded. I pull out my phone.
"GUYS COURTNEY IS BLEEDING!!" Joven screams. "She's fine... she's just on her period she'll be fine." Olivia pops in chewing a piece of gum not giving a shit.
"Fuck Courtney there's no fucking cell service out here! I was gonna post mate us some jack-in-the-box! Or even better Taco Bell! Someone make me a cell tower!" I say like a sassy bitch while continuing to play on my phone.
Meanwhile Shayne is curled up in a ball rocking back and forth screaming his usual scream. Damien looks at Shayne and goes "if courtney doesn't die from her wounds I say we eat Shayne first, he works out, eats healthy, would last us awhile I mean look at the muscles, and other than his body he's having a psychotic break and I'm worried Courtney fucking Miller might come out and kill us all..."
"Good idea I'll get the fire started, should we grill him or make stew?" Matt continues.
"Grill him, save the water for something else." I bud in.
"Guys, May I just add that ethically killing Shayne would be very wrong." Joven adds nervously.
"Shut it or we'll eat you, jogurt." Damien threatens, licking his lips.
Joven screams and runs of stage.
"ALRIGHT FUCKERS LISTEN UP! IM COURTNEY FUCKING MILLER AND IM HERE TO FUCKING OWN THIS PLANE CRASH! I SAY I AM QUEEN OF THE RUINS AND WE SHALL EAT COURTNEY BURP MILLER SO THAT I AM THE ONLY COURTNEY LEFT !!"
We all turn and start Bowing to Courtney mf Miller. I stand up and turn to the audience, whose been exploding in laughter every time we open our mouths.
"As you see ladies and gents, if we were stranded after a plane crash..... we'd all be screwed and Courtney motherfuckjng Miller would take over the world. But next I would like the smosh members to take a seat, Matt will hand out mics. And while we're setting up, you! The lovely people! You know we love and appreciate every single one of you, so please go to twitter and with the hashtag, #smoshUKQA ask us questions. We'd prefer random hypothetical situations, that we could possibly act out, so you could get advice on how to deal with said situation. We will also be taking live questions about anything after the hypotheticals, but with that simply raise your hand and one of our people will bring you a microphone."
I turn and sit down and look around and say "let the games begin!"
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I'm so sorry this took so long!!! I'm never really on wattpad anymore but I'll try and update again as soon as possible!! If you have hypothetical questions you want to see in the story leave me ideas in the comments! Thanks, love ya, byeeeee!!!
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