Prologue

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by _Teben_

by _Teben_

Y/n's pov:
I was walking down the hallway of my house I share with my girlfriend, Daisy, and yes, I know she's a princess, but she wanted a normal house. As I neared my room, I heard moaning about... What's that about? I heard Daisy say
"OH MY GOD WARIO, YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN LUIGI"
Much to say, I was pissed off, she had sex with Wario, in my bed, that I paid for... no wonder it's been stinking lately... THAT WHORE!
I broke down the door, and they screamed.

"Was it so bad that you slept with fatass over here?" I asked

"LUIGI, it's not what it looks like!"

"Really, cause it looks like a whore having sex with a pig, get out of my house, and Wario, your like a brother to me, a piece of shit one, but still a brother, so I'll forgive you if you give me a reason why."

"She hypnotized me, she used Kamek's staff!" he replied.

"Is this true?" I asked her.

"Yes... AND I DON'T REGRET IT, HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!" She said

"That's all I needed to hear, i snuck in here with a invisibility cap, and put in a camera, which is streaming to your parents. Imagine what's going through their heads." I replied.

Then I smashed the camera, gave Wario the house, and left to Peaches castle. I told all my friends to go there, and enemies, cause they're more like friends than enemies, something some of us can't say. When I got there, everyone was there and looked pissed, minus Mario.

"What's with the faces?"

"YOU CHEATED ON DAISY!" Peach yelled

"First of all, Wario's here, right?"

"Yup!" He yelled

"You were there, wanna tell them the truth?"

"Daisy used Kamek's staff to hypnotize me and have sex with me." He stated.

"Why should we believe you two?" Zelda asked

"Cause, I have proof!" I pulled out my phone, to see it broke... FUCK
I took out the sd card, and pulled out my back up, put it in, and showed them all.

"That's photoshoped." Peach said.
"Luigi, your hereby banned from the mushroom kingdom."

"You realize that's my nickname, right?"

"Well to bad!" Peach said. Then I was kicked out of all the worlds/kingdoms, minus the Koopa kingdom and the star fox universe.

"Ok then, don't believe me, but in 5 years, I'll be back, and you'll regret all of this. Thank God my mansion isn't on any of the kingdom's grounds, so I still got a home." I started leaving

"YOU ALL ARE A-PEICES OF A-SHIT!" Mario yelled. "Im-a going with my-a brother, good-a luck protecting your stupid kingdom now Peach. And if he's not aloud into this kingdom in 3 years time, I will personally help Bowser take over the kingdom, bitch." Mario said. Needless to say, everyone was shocked. Mario has never lost his cool like that, and now, they all feel REGRET as they watch the brothers walk away
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I know all of you wanted a one punch man one, and that's still going to be a thing, but I'm going to do this first, ok, and this is kind of a crossover, cause you'll become the one, the only, ONE JUMP MAN