another one

4.3K 33 40

by _Teben_

by _Teben_

After the last chapter, our glorious protagonist was challenged by Ridley-Didley McDinosaur-ass. They was, I say they was fighting and I say, I say Ridley-Didley McDinosaur-ass... fucking died. Just- kablewey, ded... well not dead, but you know what I mean.

Anyways, back to normal talk now.

After a certain chicken took over my book for all of 5 seconds, y/n saw a poster that said: Tournament- winner gets to choose next dlc character.

Obviously he signed up. Everyone then forfeited... ripperoni.

Lord Sakurai: "Who do you choose, young y/n?"

Y/n: "I CHOOSE MY PURPLE BROTHER!"

Lord Sakurai: "Of course you'd choose him." He said face palming. "Get up here, you skinny purple lanky boi."

Walluigi: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Then I went to a bar that was randomly in the hotel and got neigh-blackout drunk. I walked up on stage. Well walking is a stretch... you know what I mean... anyways, i drunkenly did a flip onto a cliff and started eating food off the floor. After that show of skill, i played the recorder and broke the cliff (first to get that reference gets a follow)... why do i exist? I got claps from everyone, and then was saved from this hell by my piranha broski. I passed out on my bed and died for 8 hours.

I woke up the next morning with a raging headache (and maybe something else, lel). i stood up, and stumbled to my kitchen to make coffee. All of the sudden, daisy burst in, yelling some shit about how im retarded and that there are so many better choices than Walluigi, which is a blatant lie. I then actually ripped out her vocal cords and healed everything that wasn't her retarded ass, stupid fucking voice, because i could care less about her whiny ass. Everyone then ran away, scared that i would do the same to them, minus piranha plant and my broskis. They walked in and we started talking.

Mario: hey bro, did you hear about that talent show thing?

Y/N: No, and i dont really care.

Wario: But whoever wins gets to bring in one person, again, for the second time.

Y/N: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guess i'll join.

Walluigi: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Y/N: Yeah i should sing that one song that i know thats really good and made by the guy who made a lot of music that game where you rob banks in clown masks that is called payday 2. Maybe i'll bring in one of them if i win... Or maybe the paradox from Enter The Gungeon, because then its better because theres variety in the weapons and items you can use... Maybe challenge lord Sakurai to a friendly wager...

Lord Sakurai: I heard my name?

Y/N: I have a wager for you.

Lord Sakurai: Lets hear it.

Y/N: If i win the talent show i get to choose 2 characters to join.

Lord Sakurai: And if you dont, I get to nerf you.

Y/N: okie dokie, deal.

________________________________________________________________________________

Dont ask, i just want some characters i like in the game in a way that makes sense. Also making a 5k special that involves the disease known as "new powerup from new super mario bros u deluxe"