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jimin
guys!!!! we should
have a sleepover

yoongi
jimin
we're not 7 years
old

jimin
fuck off

taehyung
sure. sounds fun.

you
we could have it at
my house maybe
i could cook for u guys!

jimin
ha!
🖕🖕
^ @ yoongi

namjoon
be nice jimin

jimin
sorry :)

jeongguk
new phone who dis?

you
your only friends
asshole

jeongguk
wow
rude

yoongi
do i have to go?
i'm v busy until i die
so :/

jimin
yes

namjoon
yeah

taehyung
of course

jeongguk
yes

you
yes

yoongi
wow
okay then

jin walks over
to the couch and
sits down. he
grabs the remote and
turns on the tv,
attention glued to the
groupchat. he looks
up from his phone and
turns on the news channel.
the first patient in 30
years was just admitted to
the insane asylum. his name
is jung hoseok.

you
guys
omg

namjoon
what?

you
there's a new patient
at the insane asylum.
his name's jung hoseok

jimin
that name sounds
familiar
MESSAGE NOT SENT

taehyung
it's been so long
since the last patient,
right?

yoongi
yeah, about 30 years?

jeongguk
wow

you
it's on the news if
you wanna watch it
urself
channel ***

namjoon
can't you just
keep us updated on it?

you
ugh
if u insist

jin turns his phone off
and pays closer attention
to his television screen.
...after his time spent
in jail, a time period of
about 3 years, he was
finally sent to the asylum
after seeming like "not too
much of a threat." could
this just be a front? we
will keep you updated on
channel *** news.

you
apparently he was in
jail for 3 years

yoongi
damn
what did he do?

you
idk i was too busy
paying attention to you
hoes to listen to the news
lady

jimin
calm down jfc
just google it

you
fine
brb being ur guys'
servant

jin gets up from the couch
and walks to his desk. he
retrieves his laptop and heads
back to the couch. opening
the laptop, he clicks on the
google icon. into the search
bar, he types jung hoseok.
he clicks on the first link
he sees.
PATIENT NAME: Jung Hoseok
DATE OF BIRTH (DOB): 18/2/94
EYE COLOR: Brown
FAMILY: Unknown
REASON OF ADMISSION: Ripped apart his bedroom. Murdered his pets (2 cats, 1 dog, stabbed multiple times with a steak knife). Ate himself (multiple chunks of flesh off of forearm).
he stares agape at the
results. is he really
this bad?

you
well shit
he ripped apart his
bedroom, killed his pets
and ate himself???

jeongguk
sick motherfucker

taehyung
but why would he go
to jail for that??
wouldn't he just go
straight to a therapist
or smth??

yoongi
he probably did
something they don't
want the public
knowing about

namjoon
seems logical

jimin
what the fuc k
how do you just,,
eat yourself??

jeongguk
maybe he got bored

you
shut up, jeongguk

jimin
anyways
what should we do
at the sleepover?