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Bill: UGHHH. Do we have to? We hate that mortal more than most mortals. Tad: Yes, yes we do Bill. No matter how dumb the mortal is. Centy: I'LL GET THE SCREAMING HEAD!
*Meanwhile in the landfill of hell* Swe9tyNE26: *Silently sing to self while watching Adam Ruins Everything* I'm a computer. I'm a computer guyyyy. Everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you, inside my digital lif- *Random crates fall down* Swe9tyNE26: NARF! What the heckles are these?! *Checks box, box reads "For Swe9ty. From the Ciphers"* OH GOODIE! I don't remember the last time I had a present. *Grabs axe* Let's open this up, shall we? *Brutally opens box* Now let's see... Oh! Some deer teeth from Tad! Wonder if I could turn them into a necklace. And there's a head that's always screaming from Bill! I always wanted one of those, and-and....how do I make it stop? Is there some button on it or something? *Whack head repeatedly* ANYHOO...A mug made out of living human skin from Centy! I feel more sophisticated already!...And more watched. Oh! A rusty spoon from Morse! How did he know I love rusty spoons? And let's see whatever's in this pizza box from Hex. Oh, it's probably pizza, what else would it be? *Opens pizza box* Hey, wait a second. This isn't pizza. IT'S JUST A TIME VORTEX! WHAT A RIP OFF! Oh well. Beggars can't be choosers. *Eats some time vortex*
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright, sappy authors note time. Anyways, YAAAAY! This book has 400+ Views! I don't understand why you people read this trash, but oh well. YAY!
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