Boyf Riends, RichJake, and TreeBros Oneshots

TreeBros- Lov the Monch

"What is taking Jared so long?" Connor groaned, leaning back in his chair and tapping his foot in impatience. "All we did was send him to get snacks, and it's been like 40 minutes."

Evan fidgeted with the hem of his shirt. "May-maybe he went to the, to the bathroom?"

"I bet he's off snorting bathbombs in the bathroom," Zoe rolled her eyes and smirked, Alana nodding in agreement. "All I wanted was some Corn Nuts to eat while studying. Why did we think Jared would be smart enough to buy snacks?"

They all continued to wait for Jared, the table silent. Suddenly, Connor's phone buzzed with a text.

BathBombBoi: hypothetically, if one got stuck in a vending machine, how would one get out?

"Oh my god." Connor slammed his head on the table as he held up his phone for the others to read the text. Zoe started snickering, and Alana just facepalmed. Evan just sat there in confusion.

"How...?" Evan muttered.

Connor stood up and shook his head. "C'mon, we got to go get the idiot." He grabbed Evan's hand and took off sprinting towards the hallway, dragging a flustered Evan behind him.  Zoe took off as well, pulling Alana behind her.

They reached the vending machine, and there he was. Somehow, Jared was totally stuck inside the machine, face smushed against the glass. He meekly waved at the group.

Zoe started laughing so hard that she had to sit down. "Look at him! That boy," she wheezed, "is a whole snack. Get it?" Tears were running down her face

Alana took a deep inhale through her nose, and boi'd Jared. "How in the world did you manage that?" Jared mumbled against the glass, but no one could hear him.

"Let's just get him out of here," Connor said as he dropped to the floor, trying to figure out a way to get Jared out. He stuck his arm through the slat in the bottom, and offered his hand to Jared. Jared shook his head, and wrote "GAY" in the fog on the glass. Connor slapped Jared in the thigh and pulled his arm out.

Zoe wiped all the tears from her eyes. "No, no, Connor, that's not how you do it, you dummy."

"Oh, like you know how to do it. Wow us with your infinite knowledge, Zoe," Connor sneered.

Zoe shoved Connor out of the way, and squatted, facing the lock on the machine. She pulled an indigo bobby pin out of her hair, and stuck it in the lock. She wiggled the bobby pin around, and the lock popped open. She ran out of the way as Jared fell out  with an avalanche of snack foods. Alana pulled him off the floor, and then hit him on the head with her book. "You're stupid."

Connor leaned over Jared. "So, Jared, enlighten us on how you got INSIDE the machine, we're dying to know."

"Okay, so I was trying to get Zoe's Corn Nuts for her. But that stupid dumb snack box of death did not want to give me the McFreaking Corn Nuts. So I tried to stick my arms up and reach for them, but as you all know, I'm short AF. So I scooched up further and further, until next thing I know, I'm in the machine." Jared crossed his arms as everyone looked at him in disappointment.

Evan, previously silent, piped up. "Uh, guys, uh, what are we, what are we supposed to do about this mess?" He gestured to the huge pile of food on the floor.

Zoe and Connor looked at eachother, a scheming glint in their eyes. They turned back to the rest of the group. "Let's steal it," they said in unison.

Jared started shoving snack cakes down his shirt immediately. Connor unzipped his hoodie and started shoving food in it. Alana grabbed armfuls of food, and so did Zoe.

"Evan, carry some crap!" Zoe threw a ton of chip bags in his arms. It was a food rampage.

"Guys, look, I'm gregnant," Connor laughed, rubbing his full hoodie.

Zoe shoved the last of the items into her bra. "Okay, let's go!" She started running back to the cafeteria, the rest of them behind her. They all dumped the snacks on the table, and sat back down. They all looked in satisfaction at their food haul.

"Guys? How are we, we going to hide this? They have security cameras in th-that hallway, you know," Evan stared at the rest of them. They all looked at eachother.

They shared a look that said, We have made a huge mistake.