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insulting

char is pronounced sh-ar

that is not kendall it is char duh

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-lizz

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HARRY'S P.O.V:

So i'm driving home after the party and I see a girl shaking while walking on the side of the road. It looks a lot like Charrelotte, this will be fun.

I start to slow down as I get closer to her. As she hears my car approaching her she turns around.

She looks like a total mess, mascara running everywhere with bags under her eyes you'd think she just got her virginity stolen as a prank. Oh wait that is what happened.

"What the fuck are you doing here?"she spits angrily. I don't know why she is angry I just gave her the best night of her life.

"Babe please don't be like that I love you" I try to reason with her. Lord knows I don't love her.

"Don't feed me that shit. You could never love anyone besides yourself" Well she has a point. I need to find a way to convince her. Then it hits me.

By now like ten cars have passed slowly driving by to see what the commotion was. It probably didn't look good seeing a girl crying/sobbing and me out of my car pleading with her.

"Come on babe, you know you don't want to walk home with those sore legs of yours." I tell her and you can see she blushed at the nickname I used, completely disregarding the other half of the sentence. I can tell I'm getting warmer just one more thing and she will be over the edge. (not like that u pervs)

"You know, it was my first time too." If she believes that then she really is a dumb blonde.

Her eyes look hopeful as she asks "Really?"

No. "Yeah" I look down for effect.

"Oh my goodness I never knew"she says with a look of shock on her face. My god if I didn't have the voice of an angel then I would become an actor.

"Yeah" I add a lopsided smile. Its like she totally forgot what had happened two hours ago. She was standing there almost starstruck.

"So then would you want a ride?" I get straight to the point, waiting for what I am going to do next.

"Um... I don't know" she says sheepishly. Silently weighing out the pros and cons.

"Come on baby... please" Can't she agree already I just wasted a good 5 minutes of my life on her.

"Okay... sure" She starts walking towards my car.

See Char used to be really fat in middle school and we all made fun of her for it. We called her stuff like Char-ate-a-lotte and then there were less clever insults like fat ass. So yeah...

I couldn't keep the smirk off my face for what I was going to do to her.

As she got in I said "So where do you live."

She looked a little nervous as she looked up "Actually... um could we maybe get some food first?"

The grin on my face spread as I knew what I was going to say next. She must think I'm a mad man with this smile on my face, while she is talking about food.

"Are you sure you want to do that Chocolate Char?" She looks horrified.

"I get the holidays were a few months ago but I think you have been given a sufficient amount of food" I egged her on waiting for a reaction, but she did nothing. Not worth it.

She unbuckled her seat belt and with a few words of sorry and I thought you changed, she was gone walking in the opposite direction probably walking back to the party to get a ride from someone else.

But I was content with my actions from tonight. I smiled to my self and drove home.

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-lizz