JOKES, SAYINGS, QUOTES, INSULTS, AND OTHER RANDOM STUFF LIKE THAT

Thing two. No, like before, not Thing two from the Cat in the Hat.

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire. That's fine the teacher said much to the students relief. But there was an oral test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper. "Now for the first question, which tire was flat!"