Hangover3//Phil Wenneck x Reader\\

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Jessica's POV

Phil and I went to Stu's dentist clinic cause like he had cavities like bruh.Stu's checking his teeth as of the moment,

"What's wrong with him?"I asked Stu,

"He really needs to floss well"Then I chuckled,Phil just rolled his eyes.

"Careful,you might find your brain back there!"I said sarcastically,

"Fuck that! That's why I came here."He snapped back,

"Well, then you should come more than once every two years."Stu suggested joking,

"So that you could bleed me money?"He asked laughing,

"I never charge you a dime, Phil."He said,probably preffering to his wedding,

"Yeah!And besides,you wouldnt even go to Vegas without him!"I said,God!He's annoying!Sometimes,I would imagine punching him multiple times!

"Oh yeah?You're burning me and insulting me like you dont love meh?"Phil said with a drunk voice,

"Yeah,yeah!I Love you!"I said half smiling,

"Why can't you just get married in Vegas, like you did last time? It's so much easier."I kicked Phil's leg,then he winced of pain,'Stop it' I warned him.

"Why cant you be just,just,feel happy for him?"I questioned Phil,He spaced out and then,

"Yeah,alright!"See,Phil cant stop meh!Im powerful and an Invincible force for Him!We were about to leave but,

"Jess,give me back my prescription pad."I went to him and took the pad out of my shirt,then I pulled my middle finger at him.Lol,which is innapropriate but...Who cares?

//Restaurant\\

"I get it. I really do. It's just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends."Doug said,I feel pity for Allan,WELL FOR NOW!

"I consider Allan to be insane."Stu said,

"Oh come on,Stu!Can you bring the man out of you!Were friends!"Doug said,

"He's been depressed lately."He added,

"Well,maybe even General Shang cant bring the man outta you!"I joked,but he just glared at me,

"Come on,Stu!"I pleaded,

"I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited."

"I get it. I really do. It's just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends."

"Stu, throw him a bone! Doug already said his dad would pay for everything he eats and everything breaks."They talk too much!Y'know,I dont even know why They're having a HARD time on a stupid problem?!

"Yeah! It's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress."Stu is way too much,

"That's bullshit! You can't just skip out of a bachelor party, Stu."Phil said

"Do you see that?That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Do you know why? So nobody roofies me."He added,

"Well, I refuse to eat a fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party!"Stu said,

"Come on, Stu! Don't you think you're over reacting?"Doug butted in,

"I agree,you're wasting your breath on a bullshit problem!"I informed them,before this gets much worser.

"No, I don't. I'm still putting the broken pieces of my psyche back together. And you know what the glue is? Lauren! And I'm not doing anything to screw that up."Stu needs to calm down,

"Oh, please! You wouldn't even be with her if it wasn't for us. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa and two years later you meet your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt!"Phil might have said that loudly,all the people looked at us,STARING.

"Oh, it's okay. No! No! I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Oh wait! There's no alcohol. I forgot. We're at a fucking IHOP."

"Will you please stop it,babe?"I asked him with my sparkling eyes (bruh)

"Well, it's my decision. And it's final. So, how about a toast?"Stu said,Finally!

"This sucks! I'm gonna wait in the car.Come on,Jessy..."He held my hand and went out of the car.Hmm,then we must go to Allan's house then.