The 1st day

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Well 8th grade i like going through a peice of dirty shit. Like your freinds want you for there satisfaction and you fall in to peer pressuser but at the end who gives a fuck.  School,school,school,school. how do i explain this i dont really know. Theres know explanation for what youre about to read.

September 7th first day of school in fucking um west bubble fuck. School hasnt even started yet and some shit stupid happend. George the lets just say the least gifted of us all brought some freaking water balloons to class and all hell broke loose. So the teacher arent outside to pic us up yet and we were all outside by our selves greeting eachother the usual things after summer break. Then George who brought his water balls,said heyy lets throw them at random people.

"Dude thats a terrible idea" i said

"Think about it,who gives a fuck its the first day" he said.

"Your the one who isnt thinking thats exactly why we shouldnt do this" i said.

Of course he thought it through and he decided to do it anyway. So he through one in the air right above us. Then we all ran as fast as we can. Kevin ran into a random person and i almost killed a 1st grader.

"Dude What the FUCK!!!!!! YOU DONT THINNKK!!!!" I said.

"You should know me by now" He said.

"Uh... Guys the pricipal is hauling ass over here" Kevin said

So logically George through all the balloons on the floor and the water blasted on all three of us.

"What are you guys doing?" she said

i mumbled to myself "aww fuckk"

"Well we were walking down the street and we saw all these bags on the floor and we noticed that they were balloons." George said.

Why did we let him take the lead on this one..great.

"So you decided to blow them all up on the floor at school."

"uh see... we didnt want to put them to waste.

Then i can see the red flames burtsting out of her eyes she was all up on me tho. Her eyes were like raping the shit out of me like wtf get the fuck off me.

"You guys are lucky its the first day and i have to attend to a seris of messages." She said.

" I told you nigga, i call it the first day theory." George said.

" Ughh go fuck your self." i said.

Then the principal saw out teachers and she looked right at us and went to our home room teacher and then i was like

"AWWWW FUCKKK"

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