Why?

The Getaway

So yeah Kevin and George left and I'm standing there with my thumb up my ass. Then, i realize this shit is actually going on and im like this shit is really going on. So then i fucking dipped to the stair well. I heard George yelling out "That we are the criminals of the fucking century." And Kevin taking really big steps saying "This  is why we cant have nice things." And me "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit." i was yeliing.

"Thank you budget cuts for not letting our school have any cameras and only 2 terrible securtiy guards." I said.

"Yeah we should like keep on running before Ms.Anus pain notices we are gone." Kevin said.

"Where to."I said.

"Mcdonalds I guess." said George.

"Yeah lets head out now.Kevin come on"I said.

"Fuck Her Right In The Pussy!!!!!"George yelled out.

"Shut up George you dont get any pussy. The last bit of pussy you've gotten was when your mom gave birth to you and she said to put u back in her vagina for a bit because thats the last bit of pusyy your are ever gonna get."I explained.

"Shut the fuck up man." George said.

"Nigga you mad ass hell." Kevin said.

"Kev all you do is jerk off with your fucking DSI or fucking a um...uh.. Wii you shit and you use your phone as your fucking vibrator." George said.

"Well all of this escalated quickly." I said.

"Like my dick." George said.

"Woah,shit is going down."Kevin said.

So we went to Mcdonalds and well you'll see. We went inside and it got extremely awkward. Everyone i mean everyone started looking at us like intensly. Everyone once in a while you would hear someone say that those three kids are criminals or something like that. So Kevin had this I guess like disorder and he cant take it when too many people look at him at once. And well he freaking freaks the fuck out. I was hoping that doesnt happen right now cause that will be fucking terrible. It's 9:30 right now so theres only breakfeast right now.

"So i have $20 you guys want something. Im getting some mcgriddles" George said.

"Yeah I'll get the same."I said.

"I want some nuggets." Kevin said.

"Theres no nuggets." the cashier said.

Then I saw hell.

"I WANT MY NUGGETS. WHERE ARE THERE. I NEED THEM." He yelled.

"OH SHIT ITS THE NUGGET RAMPAGE ALL OVER AGAIN." A cashier said.

He jumped over the counter and ran to the back yelling out i need nuggets. Then he found them they were all frozen and he was still eating them.

Me and George decide to stand outside while everyone was panicking.

"Has anyone called the cops yet."George said.

"Good point but we are not trynna get arrested today so lets not say anything about it."I said.

In like 5 mins Kevin ran out with a bucket of frozen nuggets. And were like really fucker.

"When I want nuggets I need them." Kevin said.

"I feel bad for your mother." I said.

So we started to walk back to the school.

It was 10:30 and we have a whole school day to go through.