Why?

Under The Trees...

At the moment we are walking up the block like if we were G's. Well with a bucket of frozen nuggets cause you know we need that flare.

"You think Mcdonalds is gonna call the cops." I said.

"Hells yeah." George said.

"Thats not a good thing."I said.

"Well it is we can be like we are wanted by the po po but they cant find us. And if the cops come out,well take away the bucket from Kevin and well let him be while the cops piss there pants." He explained.

"Heyy you got to have them nuggets right." Kevin said.

"So where are we gonna hide."I said.

"Under the trees at the school." George said.

"They cut of all those trees." Kevin said.

"No they didnt not the special ones." George responded.

"What the fuck are the special ones." I said.

"You will see its a surprise." George said.

"This better not get us into anymore trouble."Kevin said.

"Dude who cares how much trouble we get into its fucking logic its the 1st day there not gonna expell us ur suspend us. We can get In School Suspension. And everyone know that I.S.S. is just short that you are not having lunch with your class." He said.

"No thats not how none of that works." I said.

A little bit after there was a siren in the back round and we all turned around.

"Awww fuck my life." I said.

"Yup right in the pussy." Kevin said.

"HEELSS YEAHH!" George yelled.

I started running I wasnt gonna take any risk.

George and Kevin caught up.

"Uh guys they cut of the special trees." George said sadly.

"Nice job asshole." I said.

"Guys we got an idea." Kevin said.

The cop car was at the lower end of the block so we had like 30 seconds to think about Kevins idea.

"Okay whats the fucking plan Kevin. Kevin! Kevin! KEVIN!!"

He was just standing there looking at the cop car with his thumb up his ass.

"Dude what the fuck." George said.

"Oh sorry i was just um...uh... thinking the plan through." He said.

"Can we start it now?" George said.

"Okay see those bushes life a bunch of twigs and leaves from it.Then put them on the sidewalk." He orderd.

I actually listend even though this seemed like a terrible idea. So we got the leave on the side walk and the cops literally can probably see us clearly already.

"Okay now hold like 5 twigs and a couple of leave and try to cover you whole body." He said.

"Oh great its one of those plans." George said.

"Yeah we are going to jail." I said.

So we were all coverd up and we let the cops roll by.

"Guys the trick is to stay really still." Kevin said.

"No shit,Kevin you are a fucking genius." George said.

The cops passed by and we were type hype ass hell.

"Dude Im a fucking genius." Kevin said.

"That or the cops didnt see us and they are blind." George said.

"Yeah it has to be that." I said.

"You guys are mean." Kevin said.

"Grow some balls dude." I said.

So that event was over. And it was only 1 o clock and then we are done with this day. Finally. Then i saw my moms car pull into the building.

"Aww fuck!!!!!!!!!"