rick: hey, morty, are-are you free *uurp* saturday night?
morty: uh... yeah?
rick: and jessica, are you?
jessica: yeah, why?
rick: great, *uurp* because i'm not. enjoy... uh en-enjoy your date!
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the rick and morty bible
De Tododo it for grandpa and read my story. don't wander too deep, you may never find your way out of this thing i like to call the rick and morty fandom. check my rick-uestions chapter if you want to request something.