- ˏˋ knockout | levihan ff ˊˎ -

Commander

"Sooooo Levi,"

"Yeah"

"I'm sorta nervous."

"Yeah"

"Levi how are you feeling?"

"Yeah"

Hanji snorted quietly to themselves, coming to a halt behind Levi, who didn't even seem to notice that his companion had turned tail and gone 'adventuring'

"So Hanji... Hanji?"

He groaned, grounding his palm into his face, various sounds of annoyance tching from his pursed lips, cold eyes scanning the area.

He couldn't believe he'd lost them after one minute of walking. What was Hanji an infant? He growled in annoyance, causing those around him to take a few cautious paces away back.

Hanji, on the other hand, was having a field trip.

Trying not to laugh they carefully set down the battered briefcase and fiddled with an ominous looking syringe, filling it with an equally suspicious looking liquid.

Pushing the bottom slightly, they poised their hand, hovering just above the neck of the petite man, grinning manically. Without a second thought, their hand descending into the protruding vein on his neck, smiling as he dropped to his knees, convulsing in a seriously unhealthy manner.

Nah, not really. Did I get you?

As they poised to inject Levi, he turned around eyes wide at the sight of the syringe, which the brunette desperately tried to hide in their pocket.

Jaw slack, Levi pointed at the pocket, eye twitching in disbelief.

"You stabbed me?"

"Nooo"

"You tried to stab me?"

"Nooo"

"You don't DO that."

"I knoww"

Giggling sheepishly they picked up their briefcase and extended their hand forwards, indicating that the short tour guide should haul ass and do his job.

Grumbling he, took Hanji's unexpectedly small hand and dragged them to a room painted a deep crimson. Stepping in he gestured around the room.

A large double bed stood in middle of the room, an old wardrobe directly opposite, small sets of plants such as succulents and cacti littered the room, causing Hanji's heart to swell up in happiness.

Without an invitation, Levi sauntered into the room, sitting down on the bed and just staring at Hanji.

To any normal person he looked especially constipated, but that wasn't the aim of his little visual exercise. Looking them up and down he squinted in annoyance as of trying to figure out a puzzle.

The puzzle that was Hanji Zoe.

Giving up rather quickly he stood up, only to sit back down in horror as he spotted who had appeared next to Hanji at the door.

Big green elf-like eyes, filled with an earnestness that just pissed Levi off, and chocolate brown hair, scattered messily across his face, Eren Jaegar was what most people would describe as handsome. Not that Levi cared.

"Levi sir! I've finally found you sir I've been looking for three hours sir I'm ready to follow your orders sir!"  The boy exclaimed his eyes looking at the uninterested male with passion and awe.

He groaned he didn't exactly have time to deal with this ball of energy and his overwhelming stench of over-achievement. Trying to signal to Hanji to shut the door, his scowl deepened when he spotted their captivated expression. A smile slipped into their face, an expression so earnest Levi hd trouble figuring out who Eren was for a moment.