April 11, 2014
Dear Diary,
I haven't been writing for the past few days. Why? Because my boss is just being a meanie. I know it's my first job, but at least be proud of me for once. I have been working really hard, and my powers just get in the way. I know these powers are cool and all, but can I have an "on and off switch" for my powers? Because that would be really helpful.
Also, Kendall hasn't even been replying to my texts nor my calls. Why is she ignoring me? She never ignores me, unless if it's some life disaster, then she'll ignore me. Is that it? Whatever it is, I hope Kendall gets better and that we can talk to each other again.
The rest of the day wasn't so good either, apparently, I can't do my everyday chores with my powers. When I try to take out the trash, my super strength gets the best of me and I fling the trash over the street. Today, the trash ended up on some old man's car and he got really mad at me.
"Hey! Pay attention to where you're tossing the trash, young man!" the old man yelled.
I obviously apologized and the man just drove off. Later, I couldn't jump on my bed because super strength and my flying abilities. I almost broke the ceiling when I tried to jump on my bed. Also, I can't really slam the door anymore. Otherwise, the door will just break. So, I have to close it in properly. God, why is life so hard? I literally wish that gaining superpowers required an on and off switch. Do other superheroes like Hulk or Superman have an on and off switch? It does seem that they can handle their powers pretty well.
Well hopefully I can get through the difficulty with my powers. Anyways, I'll see you later hopefully in the next entry, diary. Bye!
— Ezra
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