Diary of a Super Cliché Superhero in a Super Cliché World ✓

God, why?!

April 12, 2014

Dear Diary,

Today was an awful day! Why did it have to be this way? Basically, today I had a fight with Aunt Ray and Uncle Joe because I had a problem with keeping up with my work and trying to get into a college. They have been mad, but they also tried to motivate me to get back out there and work harder. However, I was too mad to even hear them. I then exited out of the house to take some time to myself. As I was walking through the town, I thought that I could use some gum. Because why not? Gum solves my anger problems. Anyways, when I walked there I saw a tall dude with a tattoo on his neck. The tattoo looked like it was just a diamond shape. The dude was harassing the store clerk for money, and eventually, the dude got the money. He ran outside of the store with a gun and a bag of money on his hand.

I realized that it was my cue to stop the guy from killing people so I went ahead to find the guy and serve him some justice. As I was walking, I couldn't see him through a sea of people. All I heard was a loud gunshot. I came close to the gunshot and guess who I found. I FOUND UNCLE JOE DEAD ON THE GROUND! God, why?!?! I didn't ask for this! I cried my eyes out because it's Uncle Joe and he and Ray were the only family that I have. And I lost Ray's husband, my own Uncle. Poor, Joe. Eventually, the ambulance came in, but Uncle Joe didn't make it.

Diary, this was a very upsetting day because I could've stopped the dude right at the store. But NO! Somehow, I let him go for a second and let him shoot my own uncle! God, why is life so depressing? Aunt Ray was really heartbroken to hear the news about Uncle Joe. She saw me and she and I hugged and cried together. She offered that I should get some rest, since that I had a long day. Anyways, Dairy, I have to cope with this whole situation and Joe's funeral will be in a couple of days. I guess that I'll see you later. Bye.

— Ezra