Abusive Love ( Rev! Kyle X Reader) [✅]

Chapter 12: Sex Ed

Don't fuckin ask

The teacher made another slide show up in the bord and yo snickered. " There are three types of sex: Anal, Oral, and Vaginal." Yo leaned over to you. " The whole class knows about this shit. Why is he teaching this?" " I don't know." You glanced over at Kyle, who had his hand covered by his sweater and laughing into it. Yo raised her hand and the teacher pointed at her. " Yes Yoko." " Why * laughs* are you teaching us this shit? We already know about this, we where all given the talk mother fucker." Your mouth opened and you started laughing.
You never knew anyone who called a teacher a ' mother fucker' before.Yo started laughing because you had a ' contagious laugh' and Kyle started laughing too. Kyle put his head on the desk and wrapped his arms around his head and kept laughing. " If I hear anything come out of you three again you'll have detention!" " Oh * laughing* go fuck yourself teach! You obviously have a hard on right now." Yo flipped the bird at the teacher and you laughed harder and banged your fist in the desk.

The teacher groaned and made another slide show up. This time it was a gay furry couple. " Now these two are doing an-" the teacher was cut off by yo stomping her feet while laughing. " Yokohama Chumaroski, whats so funny." Yo pointed at the picture. " You used a furry couple to-to demonstrate anal!" The teacher made another slide show up. " How about this?" Yo stood up and waved her hands. " Nonononono! This is an ' X Reader' not a fankyle smut!!" " Exactly." The teacher pulled up another example picture. Yo sat back down and made a face. ( Basically this °~°) She looked at you while the teacher was still explaining. " I am so sorry you had to see that." " Is that what kind of bullshit people do on their spare time?" Kyle cut in to the conversation. " It's much worse. I found Chumkyle, Fanchum, and Fankylechum. " You cringed. " Is Fankylechum like a threesome or something?" " Yeah." You peted his head. " You poor unfortunate soul..."

" YOU THREE STOP TALKING!! Anyway, vaginal is when a penis inserts itself into a woman's vagina. Hence the name Vaginal. Any questions?" Yo raised her hand and the teacher sighed. " Yes Yoko?" " Uh yes. What the FUCK?"

~ Time skip brought to you by weird FB&CC ships I found. * Cough cough* all the ships that the janitor is in * Cough cough*~

You, Yo, and Kyle sat in the principals office. You three laughed throughout the entire Sex Ed and got detention. The principal wasn't in the office at the time so you three where just talking. " I feel bad for this generation..."  You said out if nowhere. " I know right? They draw porn of everything! And they draw fetish porn. My dad has a vore fetish and showed it to me when I turned 16. It was nasty." " Didn't Dib from Invader Zim eat Zim in one episode. Doesn't that count as vore." Yo gaped her mouth a little. " Kyle, your right! I remember that episode."
( " Your ears look like Michael J. Foxx did em".) " Oh my God..." You said. " No wonder people ship ZADR." " I know where the Z and the D came from in that ship name, but where the hell did the A and the R come from?" You asked Yo. She shrugged. " I don't know either." Yo started staring daggers at the other side of the room and she started coughing. " Oh God... You guys smell something? It smells like Lupe's fishy smelling cOch." You heard a tounge click. " Why do I even bother?" You heard Lupe say and turned around to see Lupe slam the door.

The principal walked in soon after Lupe left. " So, you three where laughing during sex Ed?" " We already know what sex is. Anal: Penis and ass. Oral: Penis and Mouth or Vagina and tounge. Vaginal: Penis and Vagina." Yo said. " And he put some really weird pictures on the bord. Like two gay furries to demonstrate anal." " And two lesbian anime girls to demonstrate one version of oral!" You cut in to Kyle's explaination. " Okay I don't have time for this. Go to those chairs over there. I have two other students to take care of. "

~ Time skip brought to you by me writing this while watching a Harry Potter documentary, which is basically people taking about the spells in it.~

" I can't believe you guys laughed during a Sex Ed." Venellopy said, sniffling. She had got the flu and stayed home. But, she did give you, Yo, and Kyle some surgical masks. " Yeah, Mr. Macky showed gay furries and lesbian anime girls to demonstrate. There nothing wrong with bein gay, it was just funny because he chose furries and anime girls." Venellopy laid down and covered her head with the blanket. " Sounds like you guys had fun." " Okay stop moping around. Your making me feel bad for not staying home and helping you. " " Yo, shut up!"
Yo and Venellopy had a very meaningful conversation. " He also showed up a fankyle smut picture. " " Oh Lord. Yeah, it must have been the one author-chan stumbled up across while she was browsing the web." Venellopy replied to your sentence, burying herself under her multiple body pillows.

Yo yawned and laid down on Venellopy, who was under body pillows. " Hey Venellopy, I feel a pillow that might have been filled with hard stuff." " That's me you dip shit." Yo shuffled around until Venellopy shover her off of her and ran to the bathroom.
She came back and her legs where wobbly. " Did I hurt you?" " No, you just moved on me and my stomach got pressed against the matress and the stomach acid went to my throat and y'know GAG REFLEXS!'' She waved her hands in the air and stumbled back a bit, this making Violet go into big sister mode and she put her arms under Venellopys. ( Violet was born approximately 10 seconds before Venellopy popped out. That's twin logic 👭)

Violet had an apron on since she was making Venellopy some soup. The apron had red sploches on it, but it looked too watery to be blood. " Thanks Vi Vi."  Violet nodded and helped her sister to the bed. Venellopys giant husky jumped on the bed and laid down, Venellopy used the dog as a pillow. " Can you guys go now? I don't wanna get you three sick. You probably don't have a strong immune system like my sister." You couldn't help but feel bad for this girl, she seemed so bubbly but when she get sick it's just * insert video of avalanche here*. " Okay, bye Venellopy!" You three said goodbye, took off the masks, and went to your apartment for the rest of the day.

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So I just noticed that this story has no plot what so ever 😂. Isn't that all of ' X Reader's'? They have no plot? I'm not saying that they are bad or anything, I'm just asking. And this chapter actually happened to me because we had a Sex Ed in my science class for some reason. Middle Schoolers/ the 6th graders, getting a Sex Ed in school, and me and my friend where laughing like we where high off of the good kush. ( " This is the Dollar store, how good can it be?")

  Oh but that's not the best part, a girl sneezed in my class and had to get sent home early. You guys know what that means right? If you don't know, look it up. Anyway I just put something on a virtual piece of paper and published it so you guys could have an actual chapter update since the birthday chapter. So, bye!