This is late AF. Sorry! And, I promised myself to force myself away from the fandom for a while. But I had to update this book. And this will be rushed and it will suck
" Nice swimming trunks babe." Kyle jumped at you voice. You put your sunglasses on his face, but he pulled them up on his head. You and your gang where at the lake for the Fourth of July, and everyone was wearing swim suits. You where wearing a F/c one piece, that looked like a really short dress that showed off some of your tits.( I'll have a picture of it at the end of this) " Y'know, for a teenager whos really skinny and scrawny, you look sexy." Kyle blushed and put your sunglasses back over his eyes.
You playfully punched his arm. " Tree hugger." " H/c trash." " Damn Kyle, watch your language." Venellopy said, walking past you two. " At least he doesn't date Lance." You walked up to Venellopy, who stopped in her tracks and turned. " You think I date Lance? Funny Hunny Bunny, I haven't had a relationship since i broke up with my Ex in middle School." " Well shit. Is that why you have that brusie?"Venellopy turned around. " What bruise?" You put your hand on a weird shaped bruise. " That one." " Don't ask. He was from Another country." Venellopy stretched and walked to the water where Violet was setting up ' camp'. An air horn sound made you jump out of your thoughts ,that I was to lazy to write about, and you turned around to see Yo and Chumchum blasting off air horns for some dumb reason. " AYO START THE FIRE WORKS ALREADY, DUMBASSES!!" Yo yelled at a group of people on a dock across the lake. The microphone she had was snatched out of her hands by a man.
" I need this." " Oh sure, you blame the Asian!" The man walked a ways away. " My boyfriend's Asian." ( I would like you guys to meet Liam, one of my gay OCs.) Chumchum was blowing the shit out of the kazoo he had. " Alright Kazoo Kid, Shut up." Yo lifted Chumchum on her shoulders, took the kazoo from him, and put it in her pocket. " You know you don't have to treat me like a baby."" Eh, I like kids. If i- WE had one, I'll name it either Jayjay or Chi-Chi." You silently went ' awe' and the moment those two where having. " I didn't know the Yo liked kids." You shrugged your shoulders and took you sunglasses off of Kyle and put them back on you." Hey!" " Mine." You stuck your tounge out at Kyle, and he just face planted into your shoulder and you laughed at him. " Fireworks!" Yo ran past you two and to Venellopy and Violet who where sitting at the waters edge. You picked up Kyle and flung him over your shoulder. You walked over to the gang and set Kyle down. " I thought British people didn't celebrate Americas birthday." Violet said. Kyle shrugged. ( got every fucking body is shrugging) " I know, but I do like fireworks."
" Everybody fuck the shut up-" Yo covered her mouth and started laughing. " Haha, geuss that's what happens when you cuss to much." " Shut up Chumchum." Yo said, still laughing.~ [Insert me reading off the script] Time Skip brought to you by the picture of Kyle being raped/attacked by tentacles that I found.( It's in my other FB&CC book)~
" I can't believe the firework thing exploded." Yo said, messing with her ice cream. " Yeah well, things don't go to plan. They had too much gunpowder there, anyway." Venellopy took her spoon and got some of Yos Strawberry ice cream out of the bowl she had. " Man, eat your own. You have cookie dough ice cream." Venellopy stuck her tounge out between her tooth gap. " Since you helped work on it, why didn't you say anything?" You asked. " I like explosions." Venellopy popped her spoon in her mouth and went to scoop more ice cream from her bowl. " God you act like Michael Bay." " The only Michael Bay movie I like is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. That movie was badass."
" That movie was creepy!" Kyle whined. " You just don't like it because you thought the rat died." You told him, pointing your spoon at him. " Tag yourself, I'm the broken hotdog." Yo said all of a sudden, standing up to get more ice cream from the freezer. " Yo, what the fuck?" Yo shrugged. " I honestly don't know. I just got that off of a Gay YouTuber." You honestly didn't know they where talking about, you where just staring at Kyle. ( He still has no shirt on)" How would you guys feel if we where monsters?" (I'm just gonna put you guys talking about one of my new AUs) " Oh! I call dibs on being a Futakuchi-Onna!" " What's that?" Kyle asked. Yo sat down. " It's a Japanese Yokai with a normal face and a mouth, but under it's hair there's another mouth." " Ohh, that's my favorite Yokai! Beside the Kitsune Yokai." Venellopy spoke up. " If I where a monster, it would be a Centuar." Yo snickered. " You would make a pretty cute Centuar. What about you guys?" Yo asked both you and Kyle.
" I would be a [Insert your favorite monster here]. And, Kyle would make a pretty good Vampire." " Why a Vampire?" Kyle asked. Venellopy then popped in the conversation. " Well, you have red hair and, if this was the original time line, your buck teeth could be replaced with fangs. And you did let Y/n wear your cloak at prom." Venellopy stuck her tounge out between her tooth gap again. " Wait, what about you and Violet? What monster would you two be?"Venellopy get in her thinking pose. " We would be a Hydra." " A Hydra?" Yo asked. Venellopy nodded. " Yeah, a Hydra is a two headed dragon. There was one in the Disney Hurcules. " " Oh yeah! Well, Christina-Chan is tired of writing this in the heat of Arizona. So let's wrap this up fast." [ Insert a sequence that's similar to the opening of King of the Hill]
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So, yeah. I'm in Arizona, thank you for breaking the fourth wall for me, Yo! So anyway, here's the bathing suit that Y/n was wearing at the beginning of the storyYes, that's a picture of it on my bathroom floor. Don't say:" oh that's too skinny for me, lmao." My mom wore that when she was pregnant a four of her kids.
And yes, at the end they where discussing one of my AUs that I made. And..... Do you guys seriously want to see the picture I mentioned in the Time skip? Thank God you don't. If you do, it's in one of the parts of FB&CC Stuff.
So, yeah. Bye for now!
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