Abusive Love ( Rev! Kyle X Reader) [✅]

Mad Tea Party 1 & 2 (700👁s Special)

This is just a shit post to celebrate 700 reads. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH >~<
I also love Brandon Rodgers' Videos, and love the two Mad Tea Party videos. ON TO IT!

Y/n:* Notices a bunch of Highschool children having a tea party* Oh, What is this party over here? * Walks over* Hello!

Lance:* Wearing a top hat. Pulls out a butter knife* Who are you?!

Y/n:* Notices that everyone is dressed up as Alice in Wonderland Characters and goes with it* Why I'm Alice.

Yo:* Dressed up as the Cheshire Cat* This is Alice, I found her while I was in a tree. * Insert yo hanging upside down on monkey bars*

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Lance: I'm having quite a ball in wonderland, What about you all?

Kyle:* With face paint on his face* Yeeesss!

Lance: Who are you?

Kyle: I'm the flower.

Lance: Oh! What about you?

Yo: I'm the Cheshire Cat.

Lance: Oh! Are you the Jabberwock?

Venellopy:* with trash bags over her arms* You have no idea, mother fucker!
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Lance:* Holds up a tea cup filled with root beer* Here is to having more children fall through our rabbit holes.
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(Here's where shit gets confusing)

Lance:* Screams for no reason*
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Kyle:* Sings? For no reason*

Lance: NO HOMOSEXUAL, STOP IT!
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Everyone:* shouting and making a mess* CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP!
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Y/n:* Sitting on Kyle's lap and smoking*

Chumchum:* With balloon rabbit ears on his head* She's doing her kegels

Lance: Oh! Kegels? * Slaps the cigarette out of your hand* Stop it!
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Kyle:* Laying in the grass*

Lance: What is this?

Kyle:* Holds up his arms* I'm ( That's a big ass word that I don't know how to spell, so :-|)
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Lance:* Looking at a Bulldozer a few yards away in the same field* What is that kind of tractor doing in Wonderland?
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Lance:* Moving away from Y/n and Kyle in a wheelchair* I need a god damn writing desk-
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Lance:* Spits out tea* Agh, fucking acid reflux putting me in a had mood.

Chumchum:* Just stares at him*

Lance: The fuck are you looking at, Hare?
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Lance: Your ears look like Michelle J. Fox did them.

Chumchum:... Oh my god
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Lance:* Holding up a tea box* When you have this tea, Toilet paper doesn't do SHIT. You've got to use the-

Venellopy:* Runs and Yanks the box out of Lance's hands and keeps running*

Lance:- The Scotchgard.
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Kyle:* With his feet propped on the table*

Chumchum: Stop fertilizing at the table!
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Y/n:* Running her fingers through her hair* I've got tits.
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Lance:* Taking a Cigarette break a few feet away from the table*

Chumchum: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOU! * Frisbees a fold up chair at Lance, but misses*
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Lance:* Pushed Yo, who was in the wheelchair, over and runs away*
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