Josh x Reader

"Can I tell you something Tyler?"

You gasped when Joshs stubble tickled your neck as he kissed you.

"You like that?"

"Shut the fuck up Josh"

He did it again, and you let out a slight moan.

"So you do?"

"Fuck off!"

He giggled and picked you up so you were sitting on his lap.

"You gonna lap dance for me?"

"I'm gonna slap you in a minute"

"No you aren't. You love it don't lie."

"Leave me alone joSH"

You moaned as Josh moved his hands down your side's and around your waist.

"Stop it!" You gasped.

"Hm?" He grinned.

"Josh I swear to god-"

He placed you on your back before reaching down for a kiss.

You couldn't help it anymore.

You lovingly kissed back, brushing your fingers through his hair.

*chap chap*

"The fuck was that"

"Shut up and kiss me" Josh moaned.

"OI. LOVE BIRDS. STOP GETTING YOUR FUCKY FUCKY ON AND GET OUT HERE."

"argh-GOD DAMMIT TYLER" Josh yelled as he ran out of the room chasing Tyler.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Oh god- had he just hit Tyler? Please tell me he hasn't just hit Tyler.

You slowly opened the door and found Tyler on the floor in a giggly mess.

"Where the fuck did Josh go? And why are you on the floor?"

"H-he just-HAHAHAH"

Okay, Tyler obviously can't do anything when he's laughing.

"Josh!?"

...

"Jooosh!?"

"I'm in here..."

You stepped over Tyler, into the room facing yours. Josh was lying against the wall.

"The fuck happened?"

"I tried to tackle Tyler but the little shit dodged and well..."

You heard a loud laugh from Tyler, making you giggle.

"Well cmon, help me up then!"

"Ugh, fine your highness"

You helped Josh up and went to go help Tyler.

"I'm gonna kill you, you little shit-"

"Now, now jishua. Leave him be"

"Jishuwa...?"

"Yeah, jishuwa"

"How do you remember my name is Joshua?"

"Umm"

"ITS CAUSE YOU FUCKED HER"

"Shut the fuck up Tyler" Josh groaned and kicked the small man.

"OW WHAT THE HELL MAN"

"You deserved it"

"You're out of the band Josh"

"No-you're out of the band"

"NOOOO-YOU'RE OUT OF THE-"

Tyler shreaked as Josh poked him.

"Get your ass out my way then" He smirked.

"FUCK YOU"

"Guys stop arguing"

"We aren't arguing"

"Yeah. We aren't arguing"

...

...

...

"IM GOING TO PLAY MARIO KART" Tyler announced and ran into his bedroom.

"Sooo... Where were we?" Josh asked.

"Not really in the mood now"

"Fuck"

"Sooo... Joshua"

"How do you remember my name?"

"Because I remember YOU, stupid"

"YEAH, STUPID" Tyler yelled from his room.

"But how do you-"

He was cut off as you kissed him again, 1: because you wanted to 2: because he's a pain in the ass and 3: because he won't shut up.

"Okay then... I'm confused"

"I AM CONFUSION"

"Shut the fuck up TYLER"

"just shut up and follow me" you said.

"Okay" he winked.

-4 months later-

"SHIT" you yelled.

"What's up?" Asked Tyler, poking his head into the open bathroom door.

"Umm where's Josh..?"

"At the shops"

"Can I tell you something Tyler...?"

"Yeah sure!"

"I-"

"I-"

"I-"

"I'M PREGNANT"