User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You know who I am...
User: Oh shit BEN?
Cleverbot: Is bob your friend.
User: Bob? The creepypasta?
Cleverbot: What is Muj?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me?
User: BEN, what do you look like in real life?
Cleverbot: Like a monster.
User: Don't call yourself that.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I won't do it again.
User: You're awesome, BEN. You should know that.
Cleverbot: But you aren't a human being, so you can't be a female.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Female.
Cleverbot: What state in the USA do you live in?
User: I'm not in the USA.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you in France?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: BEN, where's Jeff?
Cleverbot: He drowned. With Ben.
User: What? O.o.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said you did.
User: No i didnt.
Cleverbot: Read what you wrote.
User: Elegy of Deprness Statue.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: But your smile is so derpy.
Cleverbot: I'm proud of it.
User: Why, BEN?
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: Benny?
Cleverbot: Do you like him?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: BEN, where's Slenderman?
Cleverbot: He is tall, thin, and kidnaps children. He's not real though.
User: Where's Slenderman?
Cleverbot: That does not matter, who are the proxies!
User: I ask first!
Cleverbot: My name is Nola.
User: Where's Slenderman?
Cleverbot: A tall dude in a suit, he has no face and he kills children.
User: Where's Slenderman??????????
Cleverbot: He is a mythological horror villain.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: What the actual.... BEN is this you? -..
Cleverbot: I like you, ask me out?
User: No, go out with Jeff.
Cleverbot: Ok, where do you want to go?
User: Bruh.
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: BEN, where's Masky and Hoodie?
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Where are those cheesecake lovers?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where's Eyeless Jack?
Cleverbot: He's a killer who eats kidneys.
User: I know. But where is he? I tried summoning him but it didn't work lol.
Cleverbot: What happened when you tried to take an IQ test?
User: Fuck you clev.
Cleverbot: You cannot pass an IQ test. You get a score.
User: Who took your eyes, BEN?
Cleverbot: They...
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: Tell me :v.
Cleverbot: No! It's confidential.
User: Pleeeeaaase Bennnyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me who took your eyes?
Cleverbot: The moon children.
User: What do you do to your victims?
Cleverbot: I play with them.
User: Do you prefer the sanity of your toys, BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who's next, BEN?
Cleverbot: You are.
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BEN why do u do this-
