Some pro tips:
If you want to live a long and happy life, never be cared about by an Afton
Your life and your family will be ruined forever
Somebody gon' die
-Henry White
Stay away from the piss coloured rabbit. It can and will kill you.
-Michael Afton/Mike Schmidt
Don't touch the animatronics. They bite.
-Jeremy Fitzgerald
Hope you get fired as soon as possible, and celebrate when you do.
-Fritz Smith
Don't come within twenty feet of this burning dumpster fire of a company. I made that mistake, and look where I am now.
-Scott Cawthon/Phone Guy
Just don't. Leave. Go while you still can.
-Gabriel Afton, Charlie White
We don't want you here anyways.
-Elizabeth Afton
If they can't find the body, they can't arrest you.
-William Afton
Unless they have the recording. Then you're fucked.
-Also William Afton
If they do have the recording, change your name and move to a different state.
-Dave Miller(Still William fucking Afton)
