Heather: Maria help I'm in love how the fuck do I words
Maria: Oh, well, just be honest and-
John, a complete stranger to Heather: Just fuckign kiss him lol it worked for me
Heather: GOOD IDEA
HereCxmesTheSun
This is basically what happened right?
Bonus:
Maria: John you've had one whole boyfriend.
John: Yea
Maria: He broke up with you after like, a year.
John: Yea
John: Still got a boyfriend, tho
((John historically had a boyfriend before he met Ham- his name was Francis Kinloch. John wrote a salty letter to him after Francis broke up with him in a letter.))
