HAPPY FRIDAY 13TH
Shane Dawson))
"Why do you even have a pee bottle" Ryland scoffs "EXCOOOOSE ME! A queen must have her royal chambers!" I put on a fake tiara "Oh god no Shane not the queen" Ryland just stares at me I make a mouth pop "My Chipotle burrito with extra gauc and my chips which grease up the whole bag shall be here soon" I grab Uno's paws "Uno dance with Daddy" He pulls away "I FEED YOU, LOVE ME!" I Yell at him desperately, I hear the door bell ring. "That must be my Chipotle!!!!" I run towards the door "Shane you are not having Chipotle this early" I just stare at him as I open the door "Oh... It's just garret" I just walk away and let him come in. "Shane" Garret says in a whiny voice "Sorry I thought You were Chipotle!" I defend myself scoffing a bit "OOOO You ordered Chipotle, did you get me some?" Garret bites his lip "Why are you guys eating Chipotle so early" "shut up were fat' "and we're trash" I add "Shane you're not fat your thicc" Ryland says defending my non existent self-esteem
"What's the difference between Thicc and Thick, I mean I use to get Thicc with two C's but now i just get Thick" I double chin my eyes going a bit wide as I contemplate why I haven't killed myself yet. "Shane, why is Uno humping Honey" Garret says pointing our attention to the dogs "WHY! is Uno getting more ass than me?!??!?" I shout "Shane shut up or you're not getting any" "Have I ever told you how much I love you~" I laugh with snort . I watch as Garret becomes one with the dogs, aka Uno is humping Garret "What a weird place to hide your lipstick" I try to make this channel kid friendly, MONETY IS TIGHT. I hear the doorbell ring "My peasants your queens food has arrived!" I cockily say "Ah, Shane it's mean to call Chipotle trash" Garret says and I laugh a bit, Ryland just mutters an oh god and walks off. I swing open the door and grab my baby that bouta be in my stomach saying a thank you the the Uber eats dude I kick close the door and let out a snort.
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soz its so short I have something called a Life, idk if you have one but like get one cause you reading Wattpad. Anyway bye~Bye Piggies :3
