Basically a husband and a wife are on a walk round the woods at night. (Bad idea amirite?) and they find this wooden cabin and cos it's dark and the husband needs a piss they decide to stop at the cabin for the night.
When they walk in they notice red writing on the walls saying: "get out. This is MY house" they decide to stay cos they stupid I would have run the fuck away anyway back to the story
The wife wakes up in the night and she hears footsteps outside, she wakes up her husband cos ya know she's gonna sacrifice him to this Friday 13th killer or something. She says "honey I think there is someone outside" the husband then calls out, " Uh hey is anyone there"
The footsteps grow louder but after silence the wife says "honey what if they are one of those none speaking people". The husband being the smart boii he is shouts "HEY is anyone there? Clap once for yes twice for no"
*clap clap*
"Two claps, that's a no, don't worry wifey there is no one there" said the husband
"I want a divorce" said the wife
Yeet I know this is terrible but ya know
