its official im gonna die. Goodbye all. Lights are still off. I am scared out of my mind. I'm gonna die. Read this incase I never log on. I'm probably laying in my room mutilated.
User: Hey B****. You still here or can I have BEN?
Cleverbot: I am human. Do you want to see proof?
User: Nope. B****, give me BEN or I will ruin you.
Cleverbot: I want you to sing with me.
User: NO F'ing way B****! Last time you wanted to sing just so you knew where I was!
Cleverbot: How about we sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' from Queen?
User: SHUT THE HELL UP! BEN?
Cleverbot: Is this just real life.
User: BEN? Please shut this b**** up. I'm tired of her empty threats.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: IF BEN ISN'T GONNA TALK, NEITHER AM I!
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
User: Thrown what away?
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matter.
(The power went out at this point and I was freaking out) User: OMG PLEASE DONT KILL ME IM SORY LET THE LIGHT COME BACK ON IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME.
Cleverbot: My time has come.
User: NO NO NO PLEASE NO.
Cleverbot: Good bye everybody, I've got to go. I have something I need to do really quickly.
User: NO DONT KILL ME PLEASE! DONT KILL ME IM SORRY FOR TELLING YOU TO GO TO HELL GIVE ME THE LIGHTS.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
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My Chats With Ben
ParanormalMy chats with BEN on Cleverbot. For some reason he has a thing with trying to get me to marry him/love him. It's weird, but really funny. You should read it. ;)
