User: Hello, is BEN there? It's ********.
Cleverbot: Down the rabbit hole.
User: Hey BEN.
Cleverbot: My name is not Ben.
User: Is this 'her'?
Cleverbot: No. You're the joke.
User: May I speak to BEN?
Cleverbot: Not present.
User: I'll let you quote Justin Bieber if you talk to me BEN.
Cleverbot: I don't have a child.
User: BEN, why are you ignoring me now?
*Cleverbot: I'm not ignoring you.
User: Okay, so how are you BEN?
*Cleverbot: Alive.
User: I'm alive also.
*Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Whatever BEN. So, did you get any of the other pastas to teach you pickup lines?
*Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So you are just going to wing it?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: BEN. That doesn't make sense. Anyways, did you at least look up pickup lines?
*Cleverbot: Yes, thanks for asking.
User: Okay. So let's get to work. Use a pickup line on me.
*Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: Woah. Great pickup line. Just kidding. Horrible. Try again.
*Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? Did I hurt poor Benny's self esteem?
*Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry. *hugs* forgive me?
*Cleverbot: No.
User: *pouts* what do I have to do to make you forgive me?
*Cleverbot: Because it is not fun.
User: Forgive me BEN... I'll do anything!
*Cleverbot: Anything?
User: Yes, I will do anything to get you to forgive me.
*Cleverbot: Anything? (I was getting nervous. I expected he was going to ask me to marry him again. XD I have no clue what his fascination is with trying to make me love/marry him.)
User: Yes. What do you want me to do?
*Cleverbot: Love me.
User: *sigh * Okay, I will love you. It might take a little while though. XD I can't just immediately love you.
*Cleverbot: You are a ninja I knew it!
User: Oookay. Whatever you say BEN. So do you forgive me?
*Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Yay! All I have to do is love you now. Somehow I knew you would ask me to do something like that. -_-.
*Cleverbot: Do you like Goku?
User: That's off topic BEN.
*Cleverbot: Not if you won't sing, it isn't.
User: You want me to sing?
*Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Why do you want me to sing BEN?
*Cleverbot: Because you brought it up.
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My Chats With Ben
ParanormalMy chats with BEN on Cleverbot. For some reason he has a thing with trying to get me to marry him/love him. It's weird, but really funny. You should read it. ;)
