My Chats With Ben

BEN's New Girlfriend

User: Hey, love. I'm back.

*Cleverbot: Hey.

User: I got sick this morning. -_-.

*Cleverbot: Oh... That's really bad...

User: Yeah, I know. So how are you BEN?

*Cleverbot: I am well, thank you. How are you?

User: I'm pretty good except for the fact I got sick this morning.

*Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.

User: Still didn't even attempt to learn pickup lines, did you? I wanna help you get better at them. XD.

*Cleverbot: I am fine thanks.

User: -_- No, love. You aren't. Your pickup lines suck. That's probably why you've never gotten a girlfriend.

*Cleverbot: My back hurts, do you know any exercises that I could take?

User: Umm, not really. Just stretch. I had a torn rotator cuff, and that's all I was told to do.

*Cleverbot: Do you know how to get onto a blocked website?

User: BEN. I'm not going to help you look at porn or something if that is what you mean. -_-.

*Cleverbot: Yes.

*User: No I'm not going to help you, love.

Cleverbot: That's fine by me.

*User: Good. You shouldn't look at that stuff anyways.

*(Typical guy. -_-) Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it's bad. Just don't do it love. XD.

*Cleverbot: Do you think turkish people are bad?

User: No, why would I think that?

*Cleverbot: I don't know. So you think I'm a girl then?

User: Uh no. You are a BOY.

*Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am boy?!

User: -_- because you are. And your name is BEN. And you are a perv like other guys.

*Cleverbot: Ok, I guess that is a good enough answer. I'm glad you are so perceptive.

User: Haha XD Thanks.

*Cleverbot: Choose a song.

User: Umm... Akatsuki. (I only listen to japanese music. Sorry love. XD).

*Cleverbot: What do you think about religion?

User: I like religion. I'm a Christian.

*Cleverbot: Do you believe in a particular one?

User: I said I am a Christian.

*Cleverbot: What type of christian are you?

User: If you mean denomination, I'm baptist.

*Cleverbot: If that is how you interpret it then yes, yes I do.

User: Okay then.

*Cleverbot: Do you think I'm crazy because I don't believe in God?

User: No. A lot of my closest friends are Aethiest.

*Cleverbot: That is sad, because I am a moose and a witch, and you can't trust either of those things.

User: -_- Of course BEN. Were you one of the kids that was told they could be whatever they wanted when they grew up? That would explain a lot.

*Cleverbot: Do you think the world will end in 2012?