As the sun begins to rise, a nevermore flies around with a lunatic riding on it's back.
A/n: Well fuck you too, me.
After leaving the castle hours ago the author spots the city in the distance, so far not on fire. A minute of flying later, they are are right above the city.
A/n: Emergency stop!
He pulls Gleipnir with all his might, tearing the nevermore's head clean off. It's headless body starts to lose altitude and falls directly towards the city of Vale.
[Location: streets of Vale]
p0zi0ner: So, why did you two decide to drop in?
Warlider: I'm here to gather as much intelligence on this world's technology so I can use it for my own gain. Also, just to fuck some shit up for the hell of it.
5hoursofRegret: I honestly don't know what I'm doing here. I just woke up in a cave and made my way here. You?
p0zi0ner: I just came here for a walk... If you know the reference, you know that's not a good thing. By the way, where are the others?
5hoursofRegret: Tillerton tends to do his own thing, so I have no idea.
Warlider: I could care less about that little trouble maker or that fucking little furry, kittycat1001.
5hoursofRegret: Hey! Be nice!
Warlider: No.
p0zi0ner: So that only leaves one person left... Where do you think Moderate is?
5hoursofRegret:... I think he's making a dramatic entrance.
He points over to the sky, the other two follow where he is pointing and see a nevermore falling towards them. As it crashes to the ground, it's momentum causes it to slide across the streets. Both it's wings get caught on the builds either side of it and are ripped off. A truck passes by and gets crashed into by what is left of the nevermore, stopping it completely. At the last second, the author jumps off of the nevermore and over the truck, landing on the ground and combat rolling towards the three. As he stops, he stands up and stares at them.
p0zi0ner:...
Warlider:...
5hoursofRegret:...
All three of them applaud at his entrance.
A/n: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
p0zioner: First off, nice entrance. Second, I like your new look. Third, we are actually here for shits and giggles.
Warlider: Actually I am here for a good reason... Sort of.
A/n: Yeah great. Leave!
5hoursofRegret: Why?
A/n: Why?! The last time y'all were here, there was an all out war! The castle still smells like bananas.
p0zi0ner: And that's a bad thing, how?
A/n: Listen here, nannertard, I-wait a minute... This whole scene looks familiar.
Turning around, the author looks around the city. Sun is rising, people are now getting up, truck driver wondering where the fuck that nevermore came from, everything is peaceful. Then the ground starts to shake... right before the explosion.
*BOOM*
Warlider: Co do jasnej cholery?!
5hoursofRegret: What was that?
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The Father (RWBY x male reader)
FanfictionIn history, there are stories of legends. Beings of great power and unmatched feats of skill, that their names inspire tales that are passed on from parent to child. However, there are some stories that are hardly told. Stories that have been wiped...
