In history, there are stories of legends. Beings of great power and unmatched feats of skill, that their names inspire tales that are passed on from parent to child. However, there are some stories that are hardly told. Stories that have been wiped...
(This chapter is completely skippable. I just need to put an end to a feud before it consumes this whole story. Prepare for weirdness! Also, read the comments in the last chapter... again)
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In the dark of the night at a small neighborhood, strange men in black armor while riding Black Death's patrol the streets.
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However, inside a cozy home lives an elderly man sitting in a chair with two children sitting on the floor infront of him.
Elder: Ok, kids. It's time for bed.
Girl: Aww! Come on, grandpa!
Boy: Yeah, one more story. Pleeaase!
Elder: Hehe. Alright, one more story. So what do you want to here? The forgotten story? Or the tale of how our glorious Father conquered all of Remnant?
Boy: Come on, grandpa. Tell us something we haven't heard before!
Girl: Yeah!
Elder: Hmmm... Something you haven't heard before, huh? Ah! I have just the thing. I shall tell you about a feud between a man... and a queen! This is a story that few people know of... mostly because of how ridiculous it was. The Banana War at Grimm Castle!
Boy:...
Girl:...
Elder: Hear me out!
[Location: grimm castle]
In the outskirts of the grimm castle, the fields are littered with grimm corpses and mushed bananas. On one side of the battlefield Salem cleaves through sentient banana warriors with her father's axe, with a minion by her side named 5hoursofRegret mowing down bananas with a SPAS-12. On the other side, a man by the name of p0zi0ner is slicing down any grimm in his way with his banana sword.
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