"I just want to waste my life!" Lucifer whined, the ends of his violet hair peeking out of his box.
"What's the point of helping you cook, anyway? It's not like I'm any good."
A very exasperated Ashiya sighed. "Even so, at least help set the table." He gestured toward the wider box the three had been eating on for the past few months. When the purple-haired boy didn't get up, he raised his voice. "There's no possible way you can screw that up!"
"Fine, god!" Lucifer begrudgingly got up, muttering obscenities under his breath.
Then, he stubbed his toe on the table.
"Ow ow ow OW shit shit shit fuck that hurts I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of that box UUUUHNGPAINNN you fucking fuck Ashiya"
"Please, just do as you're told. I swear, I am THIS close to having a stroke."
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Shenanigan's Castle (The Devil is a Part-timer drabble/scenarios)
FanfictionA series of conversations featuring the cast of TDIAPT. Probably gonna be Lucifer-centric, but yeah! This is only something to improve my conversational writing skills, so it's pretty experimental. Cover art does not belong to me, please tell me if...