Chapter 1: Jungcock vs the taeconda

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cocky and tea were lyin down in the dorm one day.
Suddenly,, juancock jumpt up.

"Taehyungie oppar!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 We should do the secks. 👉👌UWU" he said excitely

"But juancock, I didnt know you knew what a secs was! 😦😅" said V.

"Jiminie oppar tolded me 👉👈😏"

"O that chim chim👌🤣👅" said Taehyung

"Ya. Anyway, we should do secks now. The author is tired of writing this conversation."

"Ok my little bunnie baby angel kitten boy😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍"

0.2 seconds later they were in junglebooks room and they were kissing and everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘😍😍😍😍
They even.........dare i say it.............,.,,,.....,,.,,,.made eye contact........and as everyone knows, making eye contact means you are in love with someone 👀👀💕😭😍 💋💋💋

Sudanly, junglefuck looked at his bofren.
"Gayhyung, i think we shuld do rEAL secks now. Like in the bUTT 😛😛😛"

"Ok kookie😈😈😈. My taeconda is reddy 😝😝😝😜😈"

Jumpercloth looked at his lover 😝 like he was a crazy man👽👽. "But tae, what about my jungcock ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ it will be lonely😭😭😭"

"Ur butt is nicer than mine tho cocky."

"No ur butt🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑"

"No urs🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑"

"NO URS 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😭😭😭😭"

"IM TIRED OF ARGUING WITH YOU TEATOWEL. IM LEAVING AND IM NEVER COMING BACK😭😭😭😭☹️😭😭😭"

And with that, the fully naked junglebook left the dorm and went out into the street. He was never seen again.

Although legend has it that on a very foggy night, if you go to Bighit's office and shout "JUNGKOOKIE OPPARRRR😍😍" into the air, he will appear, naked, just long enough to murder you.

-admin taegu

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