(Explanation- i used the exaggerated traits that each member is given in most fics to base their personality off of pls dont take this seriously its my worst work yet)
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"NAMJOON YOU BROKE MY XBOX"
"Jungkook im sorry"
"NO ITS NOT FAIRRRRRR" the bunny boy pouted, stomping his little tiny feet on the floor.
"Joonie what did you do this time?" Called seokjin's motherly voice from the kitchen where he always seemed to be for some reason.
"Baby i dont know i just wanted to turn it off it had been on all night" the god of destruction said clumsily, tripping on invisible things on the way to kiss his husband.
"What the fucking fuck is happening in this fucking house?" Yoongi swore, carrying several empty coffee mugs down the stairs, the unapproachable, cold, snarky aura he constantly carried radiating off of him in waves. He slammed the mugs onto the counter and was about to put on his leather jacket to leave when Jimin came down the stairs.
"Hyungieee~~~~~~ whew are you goin uwu~~~" jimin adorably lisped, clinging on to yoongis arm.
"Well i was going to go beat up a mafia boss then do some hard drugs and pass out in a drainpipe. you can come with me if you want?"
"Otay~~~~~ can we get ice cweam fiwst tho? Uwu~~~~~~"
Yoongi sighed and whispered"Of course princess anything for my precious mochi". Then to keep up his scary façade, he slapped jimin square on his pillowy cheeks, eliciting a small surprised gasp from the younger, before grabbing his hand and leaving.
"Y'know," hoseok, a heterosexual, said heterosexually, " i might be straight but i dont think those two have a healthy relationship. Also i love boobs."
"Agree i. Love i jungkook!" Taehyung, an alien, said weirdly. He was standing on his hands, and wearing mismatching socks.
"Taetae! Come play xbox with me," jungkook pouted babily.
".oN"
Jungkook's eyes darkened. He chuckled, popping open two buttons of the pink bunny onesie he was wearing, and spitting out his pacifier.
Taehyung gulped.
"Well, hyung, i'll just have to make you..."
"NO SEX IN MY LIVING ROOM IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES WORK IN THIS DAMN HOUSE" seokjin yelled.
[ the end]
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I want to die so bad
-Admin taegu
