Shrek Finds Love

Shrek Leaves the Swamp

One day when Shrek and Fiona got into a fight over if the kids was Shrek's real children.

"Who's the real father!" Shrek yells.

"They are yours." Fiona tries to tell him.

"Then why does one look like Donkey, and not me."

"I can explain."

"Then spit it out WOMAN."

"I cheated on you with Donkey.''

*Shrek cries and the room fills with tears and Shrek is the only survivor*

Shrek walks on forever from the swamp feeling terrible that he killed his family even though the kids weren't his.

He rests on the bus stop in Montana 2,000 miles from his swamp.

A bus pulls up an the door swings open.

It's the Walmart yodeling kid.

"Need a riIIIIiiiIIIIDde?" He asks

"Sure, were is this bus headed?" Shrek replies.

"Biiiieeeiiiiikiiieeiineeeeei Bottom."

So Shrek gets on the bus and he meets a little pickle dude named Rick.

The small pickle dude keeps yelling things like "I'M PICKLE RICK!" and "WUBBALUBA DUB DUB."

So Shrek asks why he does that and then Pickle Rick kills himself by rolling under the bus tire.

After Shrek gets off the bus at Bikini Bottom he realizes he doesn't have a house. So he tries to find a hotel. He finds a hotel room and he sees this sign that says "We shall never deny a guest, even the most rediculous request."

When he lays down on his bed he orders room service for 300 onions.

When the room service (aka Squidward) gets there he says to bring them in and lay on the bed with him.

The room service asks why he needs soo many onions and Shrek says "Get on your knees and pull down your pants."

So he does. And then he shoves all of the onions up his ass and exchanges with Shrek.

They both look eachother in the eyes and kiss.

The room fills with the aroma of onions and ass and it turns them both on even more then ever. Both of their dicks touch and then Shrek penetrates Squidward between his cheeks. And after the two had been  fucking  for the past three hours Shrek realizes he has been fucking a dead body for a half hour.

"Shit. Not again!"