As Shrek leaves the body of Squidward in the hotel they were staying at, he goes by this gay stripclub. And since Squidward's wet tentacles left him feeling horny for the night, he decided to check it out. As he walks in, there's a recognizable figure standing in the back. When he is walking over to the figure, he gets distracted by this sexy, short legged, thicc figure up on the stage.
"Could I please see you in the back, I got money for you." he bribes the dancer with his huge wad of cash he pulls from his foreskin.
As they walk back Shrek starts felling a warm sensation on his face, he's blushing and the dancer knows it. The dancer, now introduces himself as the one and only, Eugene Krabs. Shrek knew it was him, and now he was about to have the best evening in his whole life after the first night with Squidward. He sits down on the semen stained LazyBoi Sofa. Eugene caresses his leg and Shrek is still blushing, face bright red while Mr. Krabs reaches for his huge monster cock and he lets out a soft moan.
"You like that?"
"Y-yes daddy."
"What was that? You want more?"
"Oh fuck yes!"
"That's what I like to hear ARGARGARG."
When they are almost finished and as Shrek is about to cum, James Charles busts down the door flinging dildos everywhere and screaming HEY SISTERS.
"Oh no it's him again." Krabs says annoyed.
"What'd he do?"
"He pressured straight me to have sex with him."
"Yikes, someone should deport him."
"Agreed."
Shrek leaves the strip club because James Charles ruined it for him but out of all the time he was with Eugene, he got his number.
"Yes." Shrek says satisfied.
To be Continued
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Shrek Finds Love
RomansaBased on a true event. Shrek finds love where you wouldnt expect.