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"Please don't touch me!" A girl yelps from the alley, "Please, I just want to go home," she cries as a man feels her around and the other looks through her purse.
"One more touch, and I swear I'll break both of your bones," a voice suddenly comes out of nowhere.
In shock, one of the men gasps, "H? I thought you were just a myth!" the other drops the girls purse.
The girl rolls her eyes and kicks one of the men in the crotch, "that's what you get for touching me without permission," the girl then kicks the man really hard in the gut, "that, was just for fun," she smirks and walks to the other man.
"Please don't hurt me!" He begins to cry and the girl shoo's him.
"Run," she growls. Without another word, he runs as fast as he could.
"Good job baby," H smiles as he checks the unconscious man and takes a wad of cash he previously stole.
"Thanks babe," the girl smiles and walks over to kiss him.
These two were the most powerful so called "heroes" of Europe. Truthfully they are villains in the inside. H plays the hero while y/n plays the victim slash his sidekick.
"Wait till the gang hears this," he smirks and holds on tight to her torso.
"Ready?" He looks at y/n.
"Let's go," she smiles. From there, the two fly all the way back to their home.
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"Harry! Y/n!" Louis cheers while the other boys greet them.
"How was Paris?" Liam asks.
"Well, y/n purposely almost got raped while I got that crook's money," Harry shrugs and y/n opens the fridge.
"Best honeymoon ever!" Y/n smiles then chugs down a bottle of water. Hydration is key kids!
Sitting in front of y/n, Niall replies, "Glad to here that, because we have a mission for the both of you!" He even has that familiar mischievous glint in his eyes.
"What would that be?" Y/n asks while Harry sits next to Niall.
With a smile, he informs them, "My boss. I'm tired of him. Can you end him or something? Because he said that if he dies all his will goes to me!" He says with a proud grin on his face.
Y/n narrows her eyes, "And what do we get?" She folds her arms, then raises her eyebrow in curiosity.
He puts his finger up, "So the will is three billion. You two get two billion and I get one. Consider it as a wedding present," Niall smiles looking at y/n.
"You got yourself a deal."
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The plan is, Niall will force the clumsiest worker in the building to make his "famous" omelet in the break room. The break room will catch on fire due to Niall switching out the guys normal wine for an incredibly flammable wine. Y/n then walks in to pretend that she is applying for a job. Harry saves y/n and other people except for Niall's boss because he will be locked in his room.
"The break room is on fire, Harry go!" Niall says into his watch. On cue, y/n begins to walk upstairs to the boss' building.
Until, a scared citizen drops her candles on top of a stack of papers, "Harry! Niall this is not part of the plan!" Y/n says into the watch as she watches the fire grow.
"Baby, go run the the roof. I will meet you there," Harry orders. Quickly, hangs up. He now needs to come up with Plan B.
"Please hurry," she says in a panicked tone. As she enters the stairwell, she notices how far up the roof is.
She runs as fast as she can, but the fire catches up with her. She attempts to run even faster but her legs give in and she trips, "shit!" Y/n curses while she attempts to limp up the stairs.
Up the stairs she finds a fire extinguisher, but it barely works. Luckily, she finally reaches the roof.
"Harry? Niall where are you?" She calls into her watch, but none of them answer. Worry begins to corse through her veins.
She looks down and sees that half of the building is on fire. The building might end up collapsing if she stays on too long. Y/n looks around for Harry or Niall. Though they're nowhere to be seen.
Y/n paces back and forth to feel that the building starts to collapse, "help!" She screams out in fear. Y/n runs around looking for help until the building collapses even more.
"Ahh!" She screams and Harry finally swoops in, Harry," she breathlessly says while hugging him tightly.
"Y/n, I'm so sorry! Niall and I were so busy getting people out. Are you ok?" Harry cups her check as they land on the top of their favorite building while they watch Niall's boss and his building crash down.
"You did good baby. You did really well," he rubs her back and kisses the top of her head.
"You're my hero H," she mumbles and kisses his cheek.
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In the end, Niall ended up with the billion dollars, so did y/n and Harry. They spent it on their family and their new born baby. Harry and y/n even retired from their villainy actions and basically everything else, since they do have more than enough money to last them a lifetime.
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