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LOL I LOVE PUNS
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"Harry is a brutal man who would go to lengths to get what he wants. He hurts, steals, breaks hearts especially. That's his specialty," she explains to Harry's friends.
"You are so right," Harry's friend Niall agrees while leaning back onto the couch.
"I'm very... you know-"
"Poops out rainbows and barfs sunshine?" Louis cuts her off. Her eyes widen in shock. No one has been so straightforward with her as he was. Liam slaps his chest, but he simply just smirks.
"Basically," she shrugs in agreement.
"So how exactly did this happen?" Liam asks. She puts her finger up as she hears Harry's oven beep.
She happily cheers, "my muffins are ready!" exclaiming, she stands up to make her way to the kitchen.
The boys watch as the little happy unicorn makes her way to the oven and pulls the muffins out. Niall sniffs the air, falling in love with the scent. He starts to drool as he watches y/n take the muffins out one by one.
From the kitchen, she pokes her head out, "Harry tells me you're a big eater Ni. It's ok if I call you that right?" She asks him while attempting to grab a plate from the top of the cabinet. Her height restricts her from the action.
"So do you need-"
"-no Louis, I'm fine," with determination, she grits her teeth while attempting to climb on the countertop.
Harry suddenly walks in. Turning his head to see his struggling girlfriend, he scrunches his eyebrows. He looks at his friends and they just shrug. Harry shakes his head then proceeds to take her waist within his bare hands.
Y/n squeals at the sudden contact which causes her to fall back into his arms, "be careful baby. I don't want you getting hurt," Harry tells her. She only replies with a distressed huff. With a teasing smirk, he presses a sweet kiss to her cheek. She simply grins while she waits for Harry to the plates for the her.
The boys look at them estranged. They've never seen Harry act that way to another human being before. Once Harry hands her the plate, she contentedly walks towards the island and places a few muffins on them.
"Here we are," y/n say as she places the plate of muffins on the coffee table. The boys dig in and grab on for themselves. As she sits down, Harry slides in behind her so that she could sit on his lap. She laughs and wraps her arms around his neck.
"Right, to continue..."
Harry was at a bar, waiting for another victim. Harry turned his head to find the girl for the night. Suddenly he spotted a girl with silky hair along with a silky grey dress. The girl sat alone at the bar drinking a club soda.
"Miss?" Harry tapped on y/n's shoulder. She turns around with her bright red lips enveloping her straw.
"O-oh," She stuttered and put her drink down, which dripped down her chin.
