Squip x reader

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So um... this has been in my drafts forever and I kinda forgot that I was writing it and ended up taking a break from the internet... BUT I got a request for this from someone, although I can't remember who. But anyway, sorry for like, never updating. (Although I doubt people still have this in their libraries haha)
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"It's from Japan!" Rich had whisper yelled to you, a small smile on his face. You stared at him, confusion plastered on your face.

"So... what does this have to do with me again?" You ask, clearly not understanding why he had told you to meet him in the first place.

"Oh come on (Y/N)! You've got to be smarter than that!" He exclaimed, hoping that you'd remember why one of the most popular people in school had even looked at you, let alone talk to you.

"I guess not," you respond sarcastically, shrugging. He looked like he wanted to punch the wall, but decided to keep his cool. His reaction kind of made you want to laugh, and he gave you a look that basically said, 'do I really need to explain again?'

A few moments of silence passed before he let out a long sigh, shaking his head as he does so.

"It's a grey oblong pill. Quantum nano technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill travels through your blood until it implants in your brain and tells you what to do," he explained, speaking as if it's the most obvious thing in the world, and you give him a look as to say, 'you mind speaking in English?'

"Look, the SQUIP will basically help you become less of a looser," he stated, earning an eye roll from you.

"Yeah, okay whatever. I'm not gonna take some random drug from someone who hates me. Besides, how do I know you're not just saying this and then suddenly I get sick or something?" you sarcastically replied.

"Okay, whatever, your loss! Don't come crying to me when everyone else has a squip and you're the only lame one here." And with that he began walking out.

"Wait-" you suddenly said, earning a smirk from Rich. He took something out of his pocket. It looked like a wintergreen tic-tac in a tiny bag that people would use to deal drugs. You shook your head, sighing in annoyance. Being popular for once would be nice...

"How much is it?" You asked, your eyes not leaving the bag with the mysterious pill in it.

"$600," he stated. You suddenly began choking, surprised that something that tiny could be so expensive. And knowing Rich, he was probably ripping you off, too.

"SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT-" before you could finish your outburst, he covered your mouth.

"Shut up, stupid! Yes it's $600. That's pretty cheap considering what it is." He responded. You stood there in disbelief, trying to think this over.

*time skip*

"I can't believe that I gave $600 to the guy who bullies me... for this..." You mentally facepalmed yourself once you got home. Setting the pill and the bottle of Mtn Dew on the counter. You let out a long sigh before opening the soda and chucking the pill into your mouth before taking a swig of the soda. You then placed the cap back on, waiting to see what would happen. Minutes later, nothing had happened and you let out a loud groan.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 19, 2020 ⏰

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