Ok. So I was just in the kichen, eating cereal- you know the normal Monday routine- when my mum comes ot of the bathroom with this funny look on her face. I mean, she was all paile and her hair was kind od sticking out and she had on her terry cloth robe instead of her kimono,which usually means she's permenstrual. Do I was like,"Mom, you want some aspirine? Because no offence,but you look like you could use some." Which is sort of a dangerous thing to say to a permenstrual woman,but you know she's my mother and all. It's not like was going to karate chop me,the way she would if anybody else said that to her. But she was like," No.No,thanks,"on a dazing voice. So then I assumed something horrible had happened. You know, like the cat has eaten another sock,or they were cuting off our electricity again because I forgot to fish the bill out od the salad bowl where Mom keeps stuffing them. Do I grabbed her hand and I was like,"Mom? Mom what is it? What's wrong? She sort of shook her head,like she dose when she's confused over the microwave instructions on a frozen pizza. Mia,she said im a shocking but happy voice,Mia I'm przegrany. Oh my God. OH MY GOD! My mother is having my Algebra teacher's baby.
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The princess diary:Take Too.
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