The princess diary:Take Too.

Monday October 19,English.

Great. Just great. As if things aren't bad enough,now our English teacher says we have to complete a journal this semester. I am not kidding. A journal. Like I don't already keep one. And get this: at the end of every week we're supposed to turn our journals in. For Mrs Spears to read. Because she wants to get to know us. We are supposed to begin by introducing ourselves and listing our pertinent stats. Later, we are supposed to move on to recording our innermost thoughts and emotions. She has to be joking. Like I am going to allow Mrs Spears to be privy to my innermost thoughts and emotions. I won't even tell my innermost thoughts and emotions to my mom. Would I tell them to my English teacher. And I can't turn this journal in. No way! There are all sortd of stuff in here I don't want enyone to know. Like, my mother is pregrant with my Algebra teacher, for instance. Well,I will have to start a new journal. A fake one. Instead of writing my innermost thoughts, emotions and feelings in it,I will just write a bunch of lies, and hand it in instead. I am an accomplished liar, I very highly doubt Mrs Spears will see the diffrence.

MY ENGLISH JOURNAL
by Mia Thermopolis
Keep out!!!!
This means you,unless you are Mrs Spears!!!!
An Introduction
Name: Amelia Migonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo
Known as Mia for short
Her Royal Higness Princess Mia on some circles
Age:fourteen
Yr in school:freshmen
Sex: haven't had it yet. Ha ha,just kidding Mrs Spears! Ostensibly female but Łąck of breast size lends distrubing androgyny.
Desciption: give foot talk
Short mouse Brown hair(new blond highlights)
Grey eyes
Size eight two
Parents: Mother: Helen Thermopolis
Occupation: painter
Father: Artur Christoff Philippe Gerard Grimaldi Renaldo
Occupation: Prince of Genovia
Martial Status: Because I am the result of a fling my Mother and Father had on college,they never married,each other,and are both currently single. It is probably better this way,since all they do is fight with each other.
Pets: One cat, Fat Louie. Orange and white, Louie weighs over twenty-five pounds. Louie is eight years old and Has been on a diet approximatly sic of those years. When he is upset with US he eats an sock he finds lying about. Also,he is attracted to small,glittery things and has quite a collection of beer bottle caps and tweezers, which he thinks I don't know about, hidden behind the toilet in my bathroom.
Best friends: My best friend is Lilly Moscovitz. Lilly has been my best friend since kindergarten. She is fun to hang out with because she is smart and has her own puplic access television, Lilly tells it how it is. She always thinks of some fun things to do like stealing the foam board sculpture of the Parthenon that the Greek and Latin Derivatives class made. Not that it was us, I am just giving an example of the type od things Lilly might do.
Boyfriend: Ha. I wish.
Adress: I have lived my whole life in New York City with my mother, except of summer,whick I have traditionaly spend with my father at his mother's chateau in France. My father's primary Residence is Genovia,a small country in Europ located on the Mediterranean between the Italia and France border. For a long time, I was led to believe that my father is an important person in Genovia. Nobody told me that he was actually a part of the Genovia royal famiy. I gusse nobody ever would have told me even if he died making me the only hier he'll have to the throne. Ever since I found out(a month ago) Dad has been living at the Plaza Hotel in New York,while his mother,my grandmere, the Dowager Princess, gives me Princess lesson so I won't mak a fool of myself when I am Queen.

For which I can only say: thanks. Thanks a whole lot.

And do you want to know what the really sad part was? Non of those were lies.

A/N
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