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(Hi guys I found this draft from 2014/ early 2015 and wanted to share it

P.S: comment which of the heretics is your favourite!)

Elena S's Status: Can't deal... Can't do it... Can't...Have ...Nothing ...To...Live...For...

Comments:

Caroline F: WHAT HAPPENED!!!???!!!???

Stefan S: DAMONS DEAD!!!!!

Caroline F: You seem happy?

Stefan S: INDEED!

Ivy S: Mom you have us...

Elena S: Er yeah sure...

Dane S: Listen woman what you need to do is...

Damon S: You have me don't you?

*Everyone Faints Of Shock*

Elena S: How... Um... Er... My... I... LO...VE...

Damon S: Don't ask how just remember that sing from Lana Del Rays new

album Ultraviolence -( that is out on iTunes NOW!) 'I Fucked My Way To The Top'.

Caroline F:

1) Who paid you it promote here album and-

2) Are you basically saying your your a man whore?

Jeremy G: CAROLINE DON'T SAY UNTRUTHFUL THINGS ABOUT DAMON!

Damon S: YES THANK YOU!

Caroline F: WHO PAID YOU?

Jeremy G: The correct pronunciation is a 'Man-Slut'!

Caroline F: Ok I remember for next time ;)

Bonnie B: Hey winnings are thing!

Liv: You couldn't do a electro-wink to save up your life!

Luke: Electro-Wink?

Bonnie B: Shut up Witch Bitch!

Caroline F: But you're a witch?

Bonnie B: But I'm  a EX Witch Bitch!

( Everyone Face Palms)

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Hayley M: Aaaaaahhhhhh THE PAIN!

Cami: Is it another brain freeze?

Hayley M: No I'm labour!!!!!!!!!

Davina: Didn't you already have one with Stefan?

Hayley M: YEA BUT I KNOCKED UP BY KLAUS AGAIN!

Klaus M: ARGGGGGGGG

Hayley M: Oh Klaus do you feel pain!

Klaus M: NO STEFAN DEAD! CAN'T FEEL CAN'T LIVE CAN'T BREATHE NEED MY STEFFY!

Rebekah M: NO Damon and Bonnie are dead. But then they came back alive?

Klaus M: Oh then I'm fine!

Hayley M: WHAT ABOUT THE ... AAAAARRRRGGG... BABY.

Klaus M: Um yeah you can just leave it with Rebekah.

Rebekah M: Oh yh thanks just give me the baby to add to the 25 babies I already deal with at my self run nursery!

Cami: Oh really you run a nursery! You know I've always wanted to do that but in my opinion finally investing in a market like this is...

Rebekah M: ERRRGGG SOMEONE KILL THIS HUMAN ALREADY!

Davina: I will!

Marcel: I will!

Diego: I will!

Francesca:  I will!

Monique: I will!

Cami: I will! ( What are we playing?

* Oh nothing just planning which way to kill you to slowly rip you from limb to limb or just tear you to shreds now!*