Kyle: Dan you know u want me, just admit it, I'll be waiting
Dan: um... okayyyyyy
Charlie: wow... wow wow... wow TMI...
Woody: DYLE CONFIRMED!!
Will: Kyle, we'd all appreciate it if you kept your suggestive commentary to the confines of the bedroom – that goes for all things concerning you and Dan, too... please, and thank you.
Dan: Will... WTF...
Woody: admit it, Dyle is real *smirks*
Dan: WTF is a Dyle, Woody??
Kyle: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!
Kyle: owe* me... you know you OWE me... that's what I meant to say...
Woody: sure, mate... of course you did...
Dan: I owe you for what exactly, Kyle?
Will: I don't like where this is going...
Kyle: @Dan u owe me for that bet we placed – the one I WON, I MIGHT ADD. PAY UP!
Woody: now hold on a minute. Kyle said he's waiting... why is he waiting...?
Kyle: @Woody I meant I'd be waiting after rehearsal for him to pay up... okay???
Dan: @Kyle I'm not giving it to you, mate. It wasn't even a proper bet.
Woody: what is this 'it' you speak of?
Will: do I even want to know?
Kyle: @Dan LIES, DANYULL! SUCH BLATANT LIES!! Of course it was a real bet... u owe me!
Woody: @Kyle oh. DYLE CONFIRMED.
Kyle: fuck off
Woody: I don't appreciate your tone, sir.
Kyle: I apologise. PLEASE fuck off?
Woody: rude individual. So very rude. -__-
Will: okay, I'll bite – what bet?
Kyle: ... Dan and I made a bet to see how long it'd take for Charlie to discover the hidden compartment in the tour bus... I said he'd find it in at least a week... Dan said never.
Woody: we have a hidden compartment on the bus??
Dan: and that, Wood, is exactly my point.
Charlie: it wasn't that hard to find, honestly...
Kyle: well, anyway, Charlie found it, so... Dan... PAY UP, BITCH.
Dan: no.
Kyle: did you just... did you...
Dan: I did.
Kyle: 0_0
Woody: am I missing something here?
Will: they're talking in code, Wood, you should know that by now...
Kyle: but that's not fair...
Dan: of course it's fair, Kyle. We didn't even shake on it, therefore, it wasn't an official agreement.
Woody: @Dan your mother raised you right, Daniel.
Kyle: HEY NOW. STOP SIDING WITH THE ACCUSED.
Will: be right back – I need to get my popcorn for this... #reality_show_101
Dan: oh FFS, Kyle, fine, I'll give you the bloody scarf
Kyle: thank you, Daniel, I love u Daniel, ur the best Daniel, best best x
Woody: lol he wanted a scarf?
Dan: No. He wanted MINE. It has some delusional looking cat with a Christmas hat on... usually I'd have no problem giving it to him but my sister got me this as a tour present and...
Will: I mean let's be honest, you're going to end up sharing it anyway
Woody: don't you just love how Kyle always ends up with our clothes somehow?
Kyle: no comment
Dan: I need to wear it for at least one photo, though, okay? So I can send it home.
Kyle: yes of course yes yes – we must all wear it for a photo
Woody: ahahahaha. NO.
Will has left the group chat...
Kyle: someone doesn't appreciate cats on scarves with Christmas hats...
Woody: only you do Kyle...
Dan: you're special
Kyle: 😊😊
Kyle: what if we all wear it for our next gig - like we can take turns. And then we dress up. And parade around the stage? It'll be wicked! We can wrap tinsel around ourselves... and glitter! Dan can wear his stripey socks and shorts and Woody can paint his nails and we can all dance and!!!
Woody has left the group chat...
Charlie has left the group chat...
Dan has left the group chat...
Kyle: ... I'll take that as a yes :D
Kyle: hello?
Kyle: guys i was joking... hello?
Kyle: oh well. SCARF. :D
Kyle: KYLE OUT x
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