Dan has started a group chat
Dan: guys, we've got less than two hours before QMP is released!
Woody: whoo!
Will: nice
Dan: bit nervous, though. Think the fans are going to like it?
Woody: it's a bit late now, innit? You were the one waving the preview around on Instagram.
Dan: yeah but... I just, I dunno. Waiting at the studio with Kyle.
Will: relax
Dan has started a video chat
Woody: are you at the studio? Seriously? On our ONLY weekend off before tour?
Dan: uh, yeah - kinda wanna be here when our single's released
Will: you really are a special human... and I don't mean that affectionately
Woody: wait, where's Kyle?
Dan: skidding across the floor in his socks... we had some celebratory drinks
Will: why? Fans might hate the song - then you got him drunk for nothing
Dan: ...
Will: kidding, mate
Dan: he got himself drunk, thanks very much
Kyle: WHEEEEEEEEE! Take that bitch!
Woody: right, he's still got the bottle, who gave him the bottle?
Dan: Kyle, mate, keep your pants on, please
Kyle: WHY, DAN? IT'S A FREE WORLD, DAN!
Will: okayyy then, that's my cue to... uh... I have dinner cooking
Woody: @William it's ten in the morning, genius... but yeah, yeah, good idea
Dan has ended the video chat
Dan: back to texting, pls don't leave me alone with him
Woody: gotta appreciate his positivity... I mean, the song might crash and burn, just saying
Dan: -___- gee, super helpful
Woody: :D
Kyle: don't say shit like that, Woody... Dan's sensitive
Dan: am not
Woody: sorry, sorry, i know, just give him a hug, tell him everything will be okay
Kyle: nah bitch, I've got alcohol. Let me hug you with alcohol, Dan
Dan: ... this just got weird.
Will: is Kyle allowed to be texting while under the influence?
Kyle: i'm not drunk, mate
Woody: says who?
Kyle: Dan, tell him. Tell him Dan.
Dan: you're sitting right next to me with your phone. Why don't you tell him?
Kyle: Will's a bully
Will: just stating the truth
Dan: why do I bother... I came here to get peace of mind about our song release.
Woody: haha, it'll be fine
Will: or not. Some bands crash and burn suddenly one day, just 'cause of one bad song
Kyle: have some wine, Dan
Dan: no thanks
Charlie has joined the group chat
Charlie: akskdkdksksk
Woody: ??
Charlie: i came into the convo kind of late - thought this would be appropriate. All I saw was wine and "Kyle's drunk" so....*shrugs*
Kyle: FFS.
Dan: okay, well, I'm gonna go cry in a corner now, bye
Kyle: take the bottle with you
Will: if anyone's sober when the song comes out, I'll buy you dinner
Kyle: cheers - I'm getting free dinner. No seafood.
Woody: I think I won, hello, I'm not the one with the bottle of wine
Will: guess we'll see in two hours
Kyle: challenge accepted
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