Unbelievably True Stories (originally called a (true) sad story

A (True) sad story

There once was a Bannana his name was Bob but he preferred Jerry. Jerry liked Apples,his BFF (Best Fruity Friend) was an Apple called Mango, I know weird right. Mango had a half sister called Ella but every one called her NutElla, so that afternoon they where waiting at the toastie bus and they saw two slices of Bread called Belinda and Brad, Belinda and Brad hopped onto the toastie bus. A few seconds later a Human Bean came and got Belinda and Brad out of the toastie bus, which mind you DID NOT GO ANYWHERE and placed them on a plate and put yellow stuff on them and they looked liked they toughened up a bit, the Human Bean then got NutELLA and took off her fancy white hat and then scooped out her BRAINS!!!, she then got Jerry and MURDED him in front of Mango. Human Bean chopped Jerry up and put him on NutElla who was on top of Belinda and Brad, Human Bean then got Mango and crushed her with a metal thing which could only be described as a Transformer squeeze the life out of her. Human Bean then did something horrifying, Human Bean ate Belinda and Brad who were covered in NutELLA who was getting cuddles from Jerry, Human Bean also must of been part vampire(Edward Cullen style) because she drank Mango. (THE END IS THE END BUT NOT A BEGINNING.)

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that was the story of Bob Jerry, this is also the result of the time being 4:22AM in the MORNING

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DISCLAIMER: All the products were harmed in the making of this. ;)

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