Dear Evan Hansen: Emo Bands AU(DISCONTINUED)

~Prologue~

 Dear Pete Wentz,

Today is going to be an amazing day, and here's why. Because today, all you have to do is just be yourself. But also confident. That's important. & interesting. Easy to talk to. Approachable. But mostly be yourself. That's the big... that's number one. Be yourself. Be true to yourself. Also, though, don't worry about whether your hands are going to get sweaty for no reason and you can't make it stop no matter what you do, because they're not going to get sweaty, so I don't even know why you're bringing it up, because it's not going to happen, because you're just, all you have to do is be yourself. I'm not even going to worry about it, though, because seriously it's not like, it's not going to be like that time you had the perfect chance to introduce yourself to Mikey Way at the band concert last year when you waited afterward to talk to him & tell him how good he was & you were going to pretend to be super casual like you didn't even know his name, like he would introduce herself & you'd be like:

"Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Michael, you said your name was Michael?"

& he'd be like: "No, it's Mikey, I said, Mikey. My nickname."

& you'd be like: "Oh, see, I thought you said Michael because I don't even, I'm very busy with other stuff right now is the thing." 

But then you didn't end up saying anything to him anyway because your hands weren't that sweaty until you started worrying that they were sweaty, which made them sweaty, so you put them under the hand dryer in the bathroom, but then they were still sweaty, they were just very warm now as well.

Sincerely,

me