Ono's Dare

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GG: Sup guys! PrincessGG back with another dare and I'm here joined by Ono!

Ono: Hi everyone. Today's dare was suggested by @FrozenFever1 and her dare is for me to steal Bunga's bugs.

GG: Think you can do it?

Ono: Sounds like a challenge but it'll be worth it.

GG: Good luck!

Ono: Affirmative.

Later...

Bunga: I'm starving! Now where's my super secret bug stash?

Bunga looks inside a log and finds 0 bugs.

Bunga: Huh? What? No bugs? I must've eaten them all. Oh well, I'll look in the lair.

Goes to the lair and there are no sign of any bugs.

Bunga: WHAT?! HOW?!

GG and Ono are hiding

GG: Nice work Ono. He can't find any bugs and he looks like he's about to break down.

Ono: I don't think I've cleaned or eaten so fast in my life.

GG: What did you do with the bugs?

Ono: Ate some and most I just hid elsewhere.

GG: You might need to give your stomach a break.

Ono: Affirmative.

Bunga: Bugs! Gotta find bugs! My precious!

GG: He's going savage.

Ono: I'm kinda scared.

Bunga goes on a bug hunting spree.

Bunga: WHERE ARE MY BUGS!?!?!?!?!?

GG: Hey Bunga! Haven't you heard? You ate every single bug in the Pridelands and now there are no more bugs.

Bunga: W...what?

GG: You have to eat fruit now. Here.

GG gives Bunga an apple.

Bunga: It won't taste as good as bugs...

Bunga takes a bite, swallows...and bursts into tears.

GG: Bunga?

Bunga: Every single bug? Gone? How could this have happened?

GG: It couldn't have, because it was a prank.

Bunga: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ono: I took every single bug that I knew you would look for in each of your favourite bug places. To be fair, it's impossible for the bugs to go extinct here and you didn't search the entire Pridelands. Common knowledge really.

Bunga: So...there are still bugs in the Pridelands?

GG and Ono nod.

Bunga: OH THANK MUFASA! WITHOUT BUGS, I WOULD NEVER LIVE AGAIN! I WOULD BE A TURTLE IF IT WEREN'T FOR BUGS!

This goes on for a while.

GG: Are we done?

Bunga: I think so.

Ono: Finally. You're reaction was hilarious though.

Bunga: You guys are so mean.

GG: Oh come one Bunga, lighten up. Tell ya what, let's go bug hunting.

Bunga: Yay!

Well, that's today's dare. I feel like I'm doing a terrible job at these dares. Make sure you leave a comment for suggestions on how to improve as well as dares.

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