Odie: We has't to wend through Nermal's house.
Garfield (who is shooketh nasty) punished Odie by spanking that gent into the road which therefore madeth a car smash into Odie, killing that gent instantly.
Garfield instantaneously snaged Odie off of the road and, with most wondrous endearment, madeth out with Odie's boo-boo. Luckily, Odie hath stayed conscious.
Garfield scrubbed Odie off and those gents wast back on the road. To Garfield's elation, Odie hath brought a fidget widget. The problem wast that that gent only hath brought one fidget widget. This is lacking valor. But those gents both started licking it, and suddenly their tongues touched. Garfield blushed a deep shade of beet. Garfield expeditiously circulated hence. that gent kneweth that that gent would catcheth love this adventure.
Those gents wast halfway to the key at which hour Garfield got a whiff of something vulgar.
Garfield: We has't hath reached Nermal's house.
