Pun 1

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Cops: "Stop right there!"

Criminal: "You're never gonna catch me alive!"

Cops: the cops kill the criminal with their guns.

Cop 1: He said we will never catch him alive.

Copa 2: But we caught him dead in the act.

A/N
Look alive everyone! ;D

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