Chocolate Flap Jacks [o.c. x Canada]

My Brothers Have Got to Learn...

We finally came to the room where Prussia claimed everyone was and he pulled the door open for us. The room appeared empty at first but then we saw everyone all at once.

"Toutes nos felicitations!" "Felicitaciones!" "Pozdravleniya!" "Herzliche Glückwünsche!" "Congratulations!" they screamed. [French, Spanish, Russian, German, English]

I stared for a moment. They didn't know about the baby so what were they congratulating us for? "Uh... good morning?"

"Mr. France!" Lane ran past us and nearly climbed the Frenchman's leg.

France laughed and hugged the boy. "Lane, mon garcon! You've gotten so big in the last six days!"

"Uncle Prussia says it's because Momma knows how to cook." Lane laughed as he released France.

"Hello, Lane." Germany seemed a bit tense speaking to the boy and I figured it was because the last time he'd tried to Lane had hid behind my legs.

Lane wrapped himself around Germany. "Hi Uncle Germany! I'm sorry I was scared of you before! I'm really not now!"

Germany laughed lightly. "Vonterful, Lane!"

I smiled. "What is all of this?"

"Happy birthday little sister!" France called out.

I froze for a second before I laughed. "Boy have you got your history books crossed! My birthday is October 30th not September 12th."

"You vere granded your indebendence on Zebtember 12, 2002. Zat makes totay your pirthtay," Germany said.

"No, I declared my own independence on October 30, 2001. If you really want to get into it I began growing into a country on March 3, 1943. On September 12 of last year was the first time I came to a meeting."

"I told you sche vas olter zan zat!" Prussia said to Germany. "Now it looks like you vasded ein kood barty! At least zere's peer."

"You got beer?" France looked at England appalled. "She likes white wine."

"How was I supposed to know that?" England said accusingly. "Germany just asked me to get dinks for his little sisters party and I figured is she's anything like her brothers then she's going to like beer."

"It makes you feel better I actually favor Canada's rye whisky the most but it doesn't matter. I'm not going to drink anyway."

"Ein German nazional vo's not drinking? Vat's vrong vith you little zisder?" Prussia put his arm around me. "It's not like you're bregnant."

I smiled as I saw Germany and Spain blush from a few people away. I knew what they were thinking about but they would never say it. I grabbed Canada's hand. "Let's put this party to use. Everyone can we have your attention please?" I yelled and the room went to an absolute silence. It had been quieter before but now the lack of sound was deafening. "We're having a baby!"

"C'est encore mieux! Toutes nos felicitations!" "¡Eso es aún mejor! Felicitaciones!" "Eto yeshche luchshe! Pozdravleniya!" "Es ist noch besser! Herzliche Glückwünsche!" "That's even better! Congratulations!" they yelled. [French, Spanish, Russian, German, English]

I laughed.

Canada smiled. "Thank you."

"Are you going to come back to Europe then, Kinder?" England asked. "You did promise to lead your people."

"Yes. We're already packed. We are coming to live at my house... at least, that is, until the government runs itself. I will be having my baby in my home country."

"It will be a French citizen that way!" France smiled.

"No, the baby will be a German citizen."

"Actually," I smiled. "The baby will be a Schokoladian and Canadian citizen."

Prussia put his arm around me. "Good job little sister. You finally managed to get noticed by everyone!"

I blushed with a small smile. "At least that means I won't have to suffer you alone anymore." I looked up at him with a smile. "Right, Gilbert?"

The look on his face was priceless and it sent everyone into a fit of laughter.

The End