I got tagged.
Otay, (I misspelled that on porpoise 🙃) so a person named @MaloraStyx666 tagged me, but the tag was started by aureliabw965 ; Yes, I will sight my sources thank you.Rule 2 is not that important to the reader anyway.
His may not been part of the original tag but @MaloraStyx666 used it so, I whale use it:
So 10 of these...
5. One wish: Someone to solve world problems.
12. Relationship Status: Shelled Hermit.
14. Believe in ghosts?: No, but I used to have an imaginary friend who was a ghost.
17. Middle Name: Minoru meaning "fruit of the loom" (actually "fruit of the lord" but I thought the other way was more atheist friendly.
19. Something you hate: Hate itself.
23.Your Ex Name: So like... my previous name? Well my parents considered naming me Joel, but decided elsewise.
25. Shoe Size: Let's see S H O E, so shoe is size four.
27. Addiction: I might be addicted with trying to make my browser history as random as possible.
28. Nickname: KK or like um... that's it. Why is it called a nickname anyway, like pseudonym makes more sense in terms of English, so Nick is like pseudo, so is Nick fake? If so, I apologize to all the Nick's out there.
30. A secret: My secret is... that I have no secrets. Ha! I just paradoxed you! Just kidding, of course I have secrets. Did you know I love frozen waffles?Tag 28 people! Can I just do something for a moment:
2 + 8 = 10
1 + 0 = 1
Tag xx pexxxx!Tag 1 person! Otay, I chose you kimchii- . Sorry, I singled you out, but I hope we're still friends.
Put a title for the tag, what does that mean? IDK.
Tell a joke: I don't have a joke but I made a new curse thingy: Urns.
So, explanation: if you yell this at someone, you will be wishing urns on them, meaning you want them to die and put in an urn.
Also: URNS
U R N S
You are an a**
Have fun internet!
Have I set you on fire?
Is there an Urn-ban Dictionary entry for this yet?
Meow ;)
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